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• Shrek Continues Health Campaign With...Happy Meals?

  If you were shaking your head when you found out that the US Department of Health and Human Services had enlisted Shrek as a mascot, you'll be rolling your eyes right out of their sockets when you hear about how Shrek and McDonald's are teaming up to promote "healthy" Happy Meals. Shrek and his pals are pushing the items that McDonalds has added over the years as a sop to the pressure they've been under for marketing such garbage to families—the apple slices (with corn syrupalicious caramel dip), the water, the so-called-chicken nuggets. This week I played hardcore investigative journalist, and I pulled up to the McDonald's drive-thru and ordered four Happy Meals (two for my kids, two for Strollerderby blogger Alisyn's kids). I'm happy to report that despite reports to the contrary, Happy Meals are still utter shite. Nobody forced apples on me or even offered them; I was able to obtain fries with no problems. And the milk was not only chocolate, but the plastic bottles had a special Shrek label on it. And the straws were also Shrek-green. And the toys talk, and in fact, one of them burps. See the lengths I'll go to in order to get to the bottom of things? You're welcome.   Posted May 19 2007, 03:35 PM by Patti with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: healthy eating, health, mcdonald's, fast food, junk food, shrek, shrek the third

• Shrek The Dad: And You Thought YOUR Newborn Was Ugly!

  In Shrek The Third, due in theaters May 18, the gruff-but-lovable ogre gets more than he bargained for, when Princess Fiona gives birth to triplets!  Dreamworks unveiled the official family portrait today (right).  Awwwwww! Director Chris Miller called Shrek and Fiona's progeny "the next logical step," in the story that started with the couple meeting and marrying in the original Shrek, and fighting to save their marriage in Shrek 2.  The adventure continues later this month, with Shrek being groomed to take over the kingdom of Far Far Away.  Hey, with three newborns at home, I'd be looking for a better day job, too.  Photo credit: Dreamworks Posted May 05 2007, 10:22 AM by Alisyn with | with no comments Filed under: triplets, dreamworks, shrek the third