So you're blithely driving down the road, enjoying the day and the sunshine and maybe the tunes, and maybe you're going a bit faster than the speed limit, but so what, everyone does, and besides, you're in the groove, you're one with the road, you're WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??! OMG IT'S A KID! PRACTICALLY ON THE ROAD!! I ALMOST HIT HIM! OMG! OMG! OMG!
...breathe...
What the FUCK was that??! Where does that kid get off, scaring me like that? What kid plays on the road like that? I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind! That kid should know NOT to play by the road like that, why, he could get KILLED or something!
He's a...it's a...HEY! It's not real! It's a...cardboard cutout of a kid??!
I swear, this guy is BRILLIANT. He makes life-size photographic cardboard cutouts of kids (interesting hobby), and noticed that drivers slowed waaaay down when he put a few at the side of the road to advertise them. Yeah, I'd slow down too! WTF!
Seriously, though, isn't this brilliant? At least, until drivers get conditioned to the idea, like we do with the Fake Highway Patrol Guy, but doesn't a part of you react with the brake pedal anyway? Even if you know it's a fake? And maybe slowing drivers down a bit will one day save a real kid's life.