All this hype about
whether or not Britney wanted to whiten not-quite-two-year old Sean Preston's teeth
has me a) wondering if the Baby Mama in Ripped Fishnets is now solely
existing to keep bloggers happy, snarky and getting paid, and b) if
there is some substance to her comments -- mistaken or just blurted out
in a stream of drunken slurs and plain old wackadoodleness. I wonder
how soon you really can slip some whitening trays around those icky
"natural-hewed" baby teeth. Do you need to wait until they're already
in, or is it worth re-doing just so you don't lose precious
fluorescent-colored tooth nub time?
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