Because I don't care how old you are, you are too old. Over the hill. Past your prime. Can't compete. Obsolete.
Shall I go on?
That's
right, in the world of competitive texting (like you knew there was
such a thing?), if you're over the age of about 15, you're out. Your
thumbs cannot possibly keep up. The wires between your brain, your
impossibly tiny keyboard, your eyes, and your thumbs is hopelessly
corroded by the oxidation of time, my friend. So don't even try.
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