Score one for America: we have invented yet
another way to profit off of people kicking the crap out of each other—and this
time we’ve managed to include the whole family! Ultimate Fighting, the sport once
relegated to pay-per-view channels because its “no holds barred” violence
attracted so much negative publicity, is back in the limelight with a cable
television deal and numerous new participants, including some as young
as six-years-old. That’s right: thanks to the addition of a few boring rules, such as, "No head butting or eye gouging!," Ultimate Fighting is now
suitable for kids. That is, if you happen to be in the school of parents who believe that putting
your first grader in a cage and cheering as he delivers “sucker punches, body
blows, and swift kicks” to another first grader is a suitable after-school
activity.
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