Oh yes, it's coming up right quick: Father's Day is looming, and you'd better figure out a gift soon. Luckily, Robyn Moreno, consumer editor for Woman's Day magazine, has come up with the perfect gift list--if you are married to Anderson Cooper. (And by the way, while I think he's pretty smoking, if you are married to him I think there's something you should know...) On Moreno's list are items such as a lovely $380 Stetson fedora from Bloomies, a rotisserie grill, and a friggin' kayak. Or you can get him hiking sandals, great for "a sporty dad, or one you'd like to be more active". Oh, those "I wish you were in better shape you big sluggy loser more active" gifts go over soooo well. I mean, who doesn't love a gift that is also a big fat hint?
But perhaps pops secretly aspires to be Hefner- get him the recommended plush terry robe (monogrammed, naturally). Maybe pair it with the $299 margarita maker, because "Dad can easily whip up pina coladas and strawberry daiquiris as well. Let's party!" Oh yes, let's party with our fruity drinks. Sipping a strawberry daiquiri in his monogrammed robe and hiking sandals while roasting ribs with the rotisserie grill, dad will be livin' large. Maybe he can chill in the suggested beach chair, which they try and sell us on by saying, and I quote: "Surf's up, dudes!" Uh oh, I think I just barfed on the rotisserie grill. Must be all the pina coladas. I suppose this is just what you get when you ask Woman's Day for Father's Day gifts.
