Strollerderby : Demi Moore

Best of FameCrawler: Week of February 6th

Whit Honea — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 21:00:00 GMT

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Demi Moore is the Best Birth Coach Ever!

Madeline Holler — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 21:39:00 GMT

You'd think having the throaty woman who played G.I. Jane might be too hard-edged for the quiiiiiet, peeeeeaceful, suppoooortive atmosphere of a Labor and Delivery room. But the grown-up, knocked-up, real-life version of the woman who played Punky Brewster thinks Demi Moore is the best thing for childbirth since birthing tubs and epidurals.

According to People magazine, Soleil Moon Frye thinks Moore is the "queen mama" and an "incredible mom" and hopes to have her by her side again when she pushes out her second child next year. Moore coached Frye two years ago during the birth of her daughter.

Moore sounds very willing. "We gotta keep the team together!" she said during the grand opening of The Little Seed, Frye's new eco-friendly baby boutique in L.A.

Says Frye: "She's the best birthing coach in the entire universe."

OK. Since Moore's acting career appears to have stalled, maybe she could be a doula to the fertile D-list?

(Quick question: did anybody ever watch Punky Brewster? I couldn't get through a single episode and I watched just about anything on TV when I was a kid, including early versions of Jazzercise shows on PBS.)

Demi Wants Ashton's Baby. Who Wouldn't?

Rachael Brownell (Redsy) — Wed, 23 May 2007 15:01:00 GMT

Let's get one thing straight. Any woman who can net herself an Ashton Kutcher is fine by me -- heroic even. Have you checked him out? He's all meringue and cream, and nothing bitter and Die Hard either. If you haven't yet had a chance to check out the vacationing Demi Moore, Kutcher, Willis pics in this month's Vanity Fair, do yourself and your salivary glands a favor and buy it. Three dollars has never been better spent, friends!

Meanwhile, over at Casa de Older Lady Lover Romance, apparently Demi is waxing poetical about the desire to birthe a baby boy with her hunky Ash. And all that goes through my mind is this: "Why mess with perfection, sister? Your kids are all mature and teen-like and pretty and joint-custodied.. Don't mess with your free time by having a wee baby!!"

On the other hand, if Ashton were my hubs, maybe I'd want to see him sprung out all mini-like too.

Bruce, Demi, and Ashton Are Actually Endearing

Kelly Mills — Thu, 03 May 2007 17:05:00 GMT

Bruce Willis posed with ex-wife Demi Moore and her better half Ashton “thank god he’s stopped with the trucker hats” Kutcher for a Vanity Fair spread that pokes fun at their family arrangement.

In one photo, Demi and Ashton cuddle in a speedboat while Willis fishes next to them. Willis told VF, “It's hard for people to understand but we go on vacations together. Demi is the mother of my children and Ashton is the stepfather. ... I'm thrilled that Ashton turned out to be such a great guy.” Bruce and Demi have three (now teenage) children together: Rumer, Scout, and Tallulah.

It’s nice to see a magazine family photo spread used to spread goodwill rather than discontent for a change. And I have to say this made me feel warm towards that whole family. Because 1) it’s great when both members of a divorced couple can put aside differences and come together for the sake of the kids, and 2) I love celebrities who make fun of themselves. Fine Bruce, you are hereby forgiven for House of Blues.

Human Body Project Hopes to Widen Perceptions of Beauty

Rachael Brownell (Redsy) — Thu, 11 Jan 2007 01:00:00 GMT

Canadian artist Tasha Diamant, creator of the Human Body Project, hopes to alter our perceptions of beauty by using her 45-year old pregnant body as her work of art. I have to hand it to her, most women want to run and hide when naked, or pregnant, but especially when both, excepting of course the lovely airbrushed Demi Moore on the 1991 Vanity Fair cover, shot by Annie Liebowitz.

What I like about Diamant is that she's not just presenting the same old tired arguments about women and their shame and their poor body images. She poses nude and pregnant in a studio in her small Alberta town hoping to prompt her audience to reach a deeper understanding of humankind's fragility and physical vulnerability.

Anyone who has held a newborn knows what she's talking about -- the bobbly head, the soft spot, the oft fawned over teeny tiny hands and feet, the wee quiet cry.

Humans are fragile. Indeed.

But what of cankles? And veiny bumpy areolas? And pregnancy ass? And hormones?

I'm bowled over by her courage. When I was pregnant, I used to avoid my full length mirror (or any mirror) at all costs. I wasn't ashamed. I didn't feel badly about myself. I just didn't want to see what was going on. You can call me immature or deluded, but some things are better left to the imagination --preferably one filled with the image of pretty Demi at seven months pregnant.