Morning News: Hockey's Good, Race-Baiting's Bad

Amy Kuras — Thu, 28 May 2009 13:00:00 GMT

Go WINGS!! Yeah, sorry, to most of the rest of the country this could not be less of a story, but here in Detroit (and probably Chicago and Pittsburgh as well) there’s not a bigger story than the Red Wings clinching the National Hockey League Western Conference Championship.

We could use some good news around here, actually, because General Motors is almost certain to go into bankruptcy, even going so far as to pay employees and suppliers a few days early this week. http://online.wsj.com/article/BT-CO-20090527-718180.html

At least it might be easy to get out of town – a new airline, JetAmerica, is offering fares as low as $9 on some flights. It only serves small, low-demand cities that are not served by the bigger carriers. http://finance.yahoo.com/news/New-lowcost-airline-targets-apf-15348934.html?.v=5

Also, another genius mom blamed a black man for kidnapping them, in order to cover up their own shady doings. Cops didn’t seem to believe Bonnie Sweeten’s claim that two black men had kidnapped her and her daughter and were holding them in the trunk of their car, and the two were found in Florida and returned to Upper Southampton, near Philadelphia. They’re in police custody now. Can you be charged for being a race-baiting jerk? http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/05/27/alleged.abduction/index.html

Baptism by Hockey

Amy Kuras — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 21:29:00 GMT

One of the cooler things about hockey is this: Each player on the team which wins the sport's championship trophy, the Stanley Cup, gets to take it home for a day.
And yes, there is a parenting angle here. "Stanley sightings" are a big deal around here in years the Detroit Red Wings won the Stanley Cup, including this year (and 1997, 1998, and 2002 in recent years). My friend and her husband had a little anniversary no-kids getaway earlier this summer and witnessed players Kris Draper and Darren McCarty with their kids, spouses, and the Cup, including a baby posing in it.
Turns out that may have been Draper's little newborn daughter Kamryn, who, oh dear, pooped in it. (It's been cleaned).NHL officials have since instituted a "no babies in diapers" rule in for the Cup, according to this Vancouver Sun article. Two guards from the Hockey Hall of Fame travel with the Cup wherever it goes, to avoid too much damage or someone hocking it for bail money or whatever.
Right now, the Cup is in Sweden, where seven members of the team are from. And it served as a baptismal font for team captain Tomas Holmstrom's cousin's 6-week-old daughter. And even odder, this is the second time that’s happened with the 115-year-old trophy.
It's also been dropped several times, dented once, used as a feed bag for a racehorse, gone to a strip club repeatedly (including at least once being incorporated into the act, which makes my head hurt to even think about) and lost once.
Makes baby pooping not seem so bad

Strollerderby : Detroit Red Wings

Morning News: Hockey's Good, Race-Baiting's Bad

Baptism by Hockey