Strollerderby : George Clooney

The Best of FameCrawler: Week of June 13th

Whit Honea — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 20:00:00 GMT

Jude Law Gets It

Jessica Alba Gives Birth!!

A Sad Time in the Marson Family

George Clooney and Sarah Larson: Boobs, Not Babies Blamed For Breakup

READER POLL: Strangest Celebrity Baby Names

Heather Locklear: Drunk, Sloppy and Busting Out The Inner Gangsta

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Are Freakin' Insane

Lionel Richie: I Survived Nicole

Psstt - Angelina Jolie Has A Secret!

Michelle Duggar Should Write a Book on Pregnancy

Best of FameCrawler: Week of June 6th

Whit Honea — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 20:00:00 GMT

Green Our Vaccines: Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy Get Political

Charlie Sheen & Brooke Mueller Wedding Pictures

Demi Moore - Pregnant Bloat or Bad Dress?

Nicole Richie, Making Babies Appear Older

A Denise Richards F*@king Moment

Angelina's Twins Will Arrive Early

Angelina Vanity Fair Photos Will Leave. You. Breathless.

Sarah Larson's Biological Clock Ticked Too Loudly For George Clooney?

Denise Wants to Play Nice?

Remember Violet and Jennifer?

They Say: Married Mothers are Floozies

Rachael Brownell (Redsy) — Fri, 02 May 2008 15:26:00 GMT

A recent Cookie Magazine/AOL survey found that over 30% of moms have had an affair since having children and over 50% have seriously considered extra-marital activities.

The three men women are most likely to fantasize about include...

George Clooney, Barack Obama, and Tom Brady (the latter indicates there's no accounting for taste).

Also interesting: while some moms would rather have sex than lose 10 pounds (29%), many women practice pity sex (69%), and over 60% say sex ranks at the bottom of their priority list.

Nearly 50% of the 30,000 women polled indicated that they suspected their husbands of either cheating currently or in the past.

Whatever happens to married couples after they have children, it's clear that some people turn to "outside help" when the going gets too tough.

Best of FameCrawler: Week of April 18

Whit Honea — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 20:00:00 GMT

CONFIRMED: Ashlee Simpson is Pregnant

Nicolette Sheridan Pregnant At 70!

Rob Lowe's Former Nanny Speaks Out

David Beckham Really Likes Miller Lite and/or Ass

Minnie Driver's Baby Daddy: Revealed!

George Clooney Hates Kids. Yes, Yours Too.

Ashlee Simpson, Pregnant and Happy(?)

Jennifer Aniston Names Her Son?

Tom & Katie Split, Fighting For Suri

Ashlee Simpson's Baby Bump! Sort Of.

Best of FameCrawler: Week of April 4

Whit Honea — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 20:00:00 GMT

Kate Hudson Is a Strict Mom

Video of Celebrity Babies with Secret Super Nanny: The FameCrawler April Fools

Robin Williams and His New "Nanny"

Katie Holmes' New Haircut: Fug, Or Just Sorta Fug?

Courteney Cox Wants Another Child

Jamie Lynn Spears in Hustler!

Future Mother Of George Clooney's Children Skanks It Up

Piping Hot: Giada De Laurentiis Has a Baby Girl

Suri Sighting! Suri Sighting!

The Bonham-Carter-Burtons Talk a Walk With Baby

George Clooney's Not Interested in Marriage. Millions of Mommy Fantasies Just Got a Little Sweeter.

Jessica Ashley (Sassafrass) — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 16:27:00 GMT

George Clooney's outed himself as totally uninterested in a wife. More specifically, George Clooney's cousin has done the talking, most likely over-sharing in the way only a relative can just before a big holiday gathering, saying that the actor isn't interested in marriage and thus, the possibility of divorce. You know why this doesn't bother me a (*cough*) lick?

Because this man is a giver, timelessly beautiful, an undeterrable prankster and quite talented. Did I mention smoking hot already? Because bearded, gray, bloated up, hobbling along on crutches, smoking in a movie, in color or black and white, opposite anyone including Matt Damon, on Roseanne or ER, stealing casinos blind or in a big long old man beard, that man smo-kin. While I am very happy (in the People magazine reader sort of way) that he's with the lovely Sarah Lawson in real life, quite honestly, in my own dreams he doesn't need to be (errrrm) attached to anyone else.

Perhaps I've given away too much. Maybe even over-disclosed. But mamas -- and papas...hell, this is an open and accepting party -- I know you hear me (ahem) knocking. George Clooney, I applaud you for keeping my fantasies pure and simple by swearing off allegiances to any other women in your real life. And all that's left to say is: Good night, and good luck.

Sunkist is Giving Away Lemonade Stands to Budding Philanthropists

Karen Murphy — Wed, 09 May 2007 18:05:00 GMT

Okay, so having a lemonade stand isn't necessarily going to put your kid on the path to riches. Not at $.25 a pop and, what, 12 sales per day? Mostly to family members? But if your age 7-12 kid participates in Sunkist's Take a Stand campaign, not only will they receive a free lemonade stand but also some wonderful experience in giving back to their community and working for charity.

10,000 stands will be given away, and it may not be too late to get yours. Because I know why you're doing this. It's not for your kid, and it's not for charity. Nope, c'mon and 'fess up! It's really so Intern George will maybe show up clutching a $20.

That would totally be my reason.

George Clooney Buys $20 Roadside Lemonade; Makes Kids' Day

Karen Murphy — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 22:27:00 GMT

I remember reading something years and years ago exhorting adults to always stop and buy a lemonade from the sad little stands that hopeful kids set up with weak, warm lemonade and cups of melting ice. I guess the point was to acknowledge the kids' efforts and their childish abilities to dream big, and after all, who would find the time to stop and have a cup of warm lemonade?

Well, I guess George Clooney read the same sappy Reader's Digest article (or whatever it was) that I did, because he walked off a movie set in North Carolina yesterday and quenched his thirst at a nearby lemonade stand set up by Carter, Chandler and Chase Fontaine, ages ten, six and five. Although mom Courtney offered the lemonade for free (I can just hear it now: "Moooooonmm!! We coulda made twenty-five cents!") after posing for a few photos with Intern George, The George would have none of it and later sent over a $20 bill, refusing change.

Good for you, George. I could be cynical here and say it was all a little publicity stunt, but instead I'm going to take the high road and say it's just because he's apparently a Nice Guy. Makes me want to go out and find a kid's lemonade stand right now.