Strollerderby : Heidi Klum

Best of FameCrawler - Week of May 8th

Whit Honea — Fri, 08 May 2009 20:00:00 GMT

Julia Roberts Shows Her Bikini Bod & Tattoo In Honor Of Her Kids (PHOTOS)

Jon & Kate - Jon Is Cheating -It's Been Confirmed - Photos

Elizabeth Edwards Has "No Idea" If John's The Baby Daddy

Jon Gosselin Tells EW Exclusively "I Did NOT Cheat!"

I'm Following You, Nicole Richie

Pregnant Heidi Klum Naked on Ellen - Video

Mary Stuart Masterson Has Reason to Smile!

'Idol' Winner David Cook Announces his Brother's Passing at 5K Race (VIDEO)

Matthew Fox Prepares to get UnLost with Family

Jenny McCarthy To Get Her Own Talk Show?

Ed Burns and Christy Turlington Are Not Selfish

Kate Gosselin To Address Rumors About Jon?

Best of FameCrawler: Week of December 19th

Whit Honea — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 21:00:00 GMT

Isla Fisher Does NOT Look Old Enough To Be A Mom

Brad and Angelina Don't Spoil Their Kids

Connor Cruise: Dad Tom Skips His Son's Premiere to Promote Valkyrie But Why

Megan Fox is a Step MILF in Waiting

Clay Aiken Pregnant Again!

Jennie Garth: Daughter Weirded Out by "Twilight" Dad Fans

Brit Wants More Kids With K-Fed!

New Halle Berry Topless Pics

Sheen Girls in Car Crash

1981 Murder of Adam Walsh Solved (Photos)

Seal Is A Brave Man

Letterman Asks Jen Aniston: What's In YOUR Uterus?

Upcoming Sesame Street Guests

Brett Singer — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 20:00:00 GMT

If you can't stand to watch one more episode of 'Sesame Street' that you've already seen 250 times, help is on the way!

PBS might be killing off Fred Rogers, but at least the new season of 'Street' started yesterday, with special guests Jack Black and Feist. The Feist video has already racked up 750,000 views on YouTube since being posted about a month ago. Here are some of the other celebrities who will do time with Elmo and the rest:

* Neil Patrick Harris (8.12): I'm guessing more 'Doogie Howser' than 'Harold and Kumar', but who knows.
UPDATE: Here's a video preview of Neil as - hang on - the Fairy Shoe Person. No. Really.

* Heidi Klum (8.14): According to New York Magazine, Klum's exchange with Elmo is "Sexually charged," with the E man telling Seal's wife, "Ms. Heidi is very pretty." As far as we know, Seal did not whup his little monster butt.

* Jenny McCarthy (8.15): I have a question, and don't take this the wrong way. But if Jenny hadn't become an ambassador for autism, would she be appearing on 'Sesame Street'? I'm not saying that this is part of some master plan, just wondering. I also wonder if this is the first time a former Playboy centerfold has visited the Street. (Vanessa Williams doesn't count since she didn't plan on being in Playboy. Jenny was Playmate of the Year.)

* Will Arnett (8.18): 'Arrested Development' fans rejoice! According to Mike, 'AD' even had a character named Franklin in honor of the dearly departed Roosevelt Franklin, making this an above average booking.

* Jason Taylor (8.20): After 'Dancing with the Stars', this guy is really going places.

* David Beckham (8.22): This guy, who is he again? Maybe this will be what he needs to really break through to the big time.

* LL Cool J (9.22): I hope this is old-school 'I can't live without my RADIO!' LL. I would also accept 'Elmo said knock you out!'

* Chandra Wilson (9.30): I had to look her up, but that's probably because I don't watch 'Grey's Anatomy'. Since much of the rest of the country does, I'm guessing she was a good choice.

Other future guests include new mama Jessica Alba (OH YEAH!), Molly Shannon (amusing), Patrick Warburton ('The Tick' is the greatest fake-superhero-live-action-sitcom in the history of the small screen), Feijoo Sisters (Cuban ballet dancers I'd never heard of), Jonah Hill (wearing a moustache – this seems like an odd choice but I guess he's a big deal now; I would've preferred Seth Rogen), Brian Williams (who's actually fairly amusing), Gilbert Gottfried (who's f**king hilarious but will likely not be his usually filthy self), Megan Mullally (should be fun), Randy Jackson (Gee, you think he'll say "dawg?" - yawn) and Sandra Oh (who I like, despite the fact that everyone seems to think she's ugly). New sketches too, such as "30 Rocks," "Pre-School Musical" and "Are You Smarter Than an Egg Layer."

Here's a little video to whet your appetite.

It all started when Mary needed a laxative

Kid climbs into claw game to get prizes

James Blunt loves triangles

Old Jonas Brothers CD priceless

Family Movie Night – Hairspray

More Kids Stuff I like that my kids don't care about

Kids Stuff I like that my kids don't care about

Return of the son of stuff YUPPIE parents like

More stuff YUPPIE parents like

Stuff White Parents Like

The Dark Knight -- parents strongly cautioned (to go see it)

Baby Penis Album only five bucks

PBS Dropping Mister Rogers??!!

More fun with Peeps: Project Peepway

Brett Singer — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:30:00 GMT

Because I know that you can't wait until next Easter to see more peeps, we bring you Project Peepway. Oh yes. It's Project Runway. With Peeps. (Full credit to Andrew Moran for the excellent video.)

Favorite line: "You can leave the peepway."

If all reality TV were done with Peeps, I think I'd watch more of it. Heck, they could start here and just keep going.

Best of FameCrawler: Week of March 21

Whit Honea — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 20:00:00 GMT

Jennie Garth's Family Is a Croc

Is Fergie Pregnant?

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Jennifer Lopez's Twins

Heidi Klum Talks About Her Sex Life, AGAIN

Ashley Dupre Video: Why My Daughters Will Spend Spring Break at Amish Camp

Halle Berry Gives Birth To A Daughter!

Parenting and Cheetos: A Comparison

JLo's Twins! Meet Max and Emme!

Jamie Lynn Dumps Casey Aldridge

Governors Gone Wild: Dina Matos McGreevey and the Three-Way

Best of Famecrawler: Heidi Klum Shows Her (Not So) Good Side

Kelly Mills — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 21:30:00 GMT

Posted by HerBadMother

Heidi Klum's good side: hot.

Heidi Klum's backside: NOT HOT.

Droopy butt cleavage and back wrinkles? I hope that those are just the result of the way that she's standing, and not the consequence of trying to lose too much baby weight too fast. Either way: Heidi, put a shirt on.

See the darker side of celebrity parents on these Famecrawler posts:

Best of Famecrawler: 'Cause I Loves Me Some Hugh Laurie

Karen Murphy — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 19:06:00 GMT

Posted by Karen Rani

So why is it you let a guy stop shaving and be all dark and depressed and it's a turnon? Why?? And he even doesn't get to talk in his posh British accent! So why am I so turned on?

So, what a surprise, he's depressed. Lalalala. Aren't we all? Like it doesn't come out in his acting AT ALL. (Why is he still so hot? I mean, he's ollllld and all. I don't get it.)

Maybe he's been looking at pictures of Britney. Like this one.That would send me into a dark spiral, for sure.

Though maybe the sight of Heidi Klum in a cat suit would cheer him up. A little.

But then, Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen. Ew. (How does he tell the difference? is she the depressed one or the anorexic one?)

Best of FameCrawler. Heidi Klum Chronicles

Rachael Brownell (Redsy) — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 19:25:00 GMT

Today's Famecrawler post brought to you by Sweat Pants Mom.

Remember how, after giving birth, it felt great to slip into your size 2 jeans, bare your breasts and get your picture taken? Yeah, me neither. But Heidi Klum is doing all that, and less than a year after giving birth to her third child. Klum is featured in a provocative series of ads for Jordache jeans and the effects of gravity and sleepless nights are nowhere to be found. It even baffled my husband, who insisted on studying this photograph for an entire fifteen minutes to try and figure out how she does it.

Although Klum says she maintains her hot bod (technical term) by staying active with her kids, she also cops to having some help. "There were 20, 30 people on set to take the pictures...So I don't have to do that much. They all make me look good." Now I don't feel so bad - it usually only takes 10 to 15 people to make me look good enough to walk out the door.

Other FameCrawler news items:

The latest in the Scary Spice v. Eddie Murphy match
Another gorgeous celeb denies pregnancy rumors
Hair band baby-making continues

[photo: PRNews-Jordache / AP]

Fame is Good. August 6th.

Rachael Brownell (Redsy) — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 17:01:00 GMT

So many exciting developments in the world of celebrity parenting. Sometimes its hard to keep up with it all. Luckily, we have Famecrawler to help us out.

SweatPantsMom dishes on Brad and Angelina on top of (yet another) list,
Whit explains why Matt didn't need method acting for the latest Bourne movie
Her Bad Mother takes issue with Heidi's claim that she's just like us

Heidi Klum & Her Army of Nannies

MetroDad — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 19:18:00 GMT

My wife and I have one daughter. However, going shopping with her is often a nightmare. She's constantly running through clothes racks, hiding in the dressing room, or licking the changing mirror. Usually, one of us has to walk her around in the stroller outside while the other one tries on some clothes or pays the cashier. In fact, it's so difficult to shop with her, we don't even bother walking around Soho anymore. We just jump in the car and drive to the mall.

Fortunately, Heidi Klum seems to have it all worked out. On a recent shopping trip in NYC, the German model enlisted the help of her own mother Erma plus an entourage of three nannies - one for each child - when she checked out the shops in Soho. Apparently, the children's grandmother took responsibility for the youngest while Heidi held her three-year-old daughter's hand and one nanny carried her one-year-old.

If you're doing the math at home, you're probably thinking to yourself, "Wait. What about the other two nannies?" Well, they were seen both pushing an empty double-stroller. That, my friends, is living!