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Who Buys The Baby Products In Your House?

Brett Singer — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 16:15:00 GMT

We now present: The Diaper Follies.

Scene: An apartment in Manhattan. There is a stench. It is coming from the baby. The baby's father, a stay at home dad, puts the baby on the changing table and removes his diaper. It is indeed filled with a noxious substance not unlike nuclear waste. After cleaning the baby's tushy, Father notices that there are no clean diapers. He picks up a telephone and calls Mother, who is at work.

Father (very cheerful, abnormally so): Hi Honey.

Mother (working, wary of Father's cheerful mood): Hello dear. What's up?

Father (still cheery but as transparent as a brand-new window): We're out of diapers.

(Pause.)

Mother (calm): You should go buy some.

(Pause.)

Father (still cheerful, hiding his nervousness): Great idea! Thanks hon! See you later!

And… scene.

*-*-*

Obviously that's not exactly what happened. I would never leave a baby on the changing table while I made a phone call, for example. But I did email my wife (I didn't call, that would be weird) and inform her that we were out of diapers. We just, I don't know. We didn't have any. And I didn't know where she got them from.

Does that make me a dummy? I was probably tired and it was my first time. The point is, despite the fact that my wife is the primary wage earner and I am the primary childcare person, she's still in charge of stuff like diaper purchases.

While I never called my wife at work to tell her we were out of diapers or other baby products, that still isn't really my department. Another example: I am at the drugstore to buy diapers. Upon arriving, I realize that I have no idea what size diaper my children wear. Rather than buy the wrong size (which has happened before and may happen again – would those kids just start using the freakin' bathroom? Sheesh) I call home and say, "Honey? What size diapers should I buy?" I am mocked for not knowing, but that's better than the beating I receive for buying the wrong size. (Note: my wife has never actually beaten me for buying the wrong diapers. Mocked me, yes. Forced me to wear the diaper on my head…OK, that's not true either. But mocking. Oh, the mocking.)

Anyway, I was wondering – who's in charge of baby product buying at your house?

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Do You Have an Easy Bake Oven in Your Vagina?

Miriam Axel-Lute — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 23:00:00 GMT

Though the post is fairly long and rambly, I couldn't resist sharing this call-to-arms by Renee at Womanist Musings about lingering gender assumptions, especially by schools:

"The education system seems to think that this is still 1950 and that mothers are at home with tons of time on their hands to participate in bake sales. This request is never gender neutral, even though Daddy has two perfectly good hands himself. Why is this still the norm when most women work a double day? Even if a woman is a stay at home mother how does a vagina translate into the ability to bake? Do I have an easy bake oven stashed somewhere in my vaginal opening that I was not aware of?"

She has a larger point about the very narrow defintions of acceptable motherhood, but the comments are filled mostly with horrific stories about teachers telling single and/or working-outside-the-house and/or non-crafty moms that a purchased stocking/Valentines cards are not good enough, or that a married working mom couldn't interrupt play group for a work call while a single one (or a married dad) could, because for her a job was choice. Would like a little judgment with your assumptions? Or the other way around? Yeesh.

It's all a bit disheartening. And she's writing from Canada, too. Aren't they supposed to be more evolved than we are? (I'm kidding. Don't answer that.)

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Working Parents Smackdown Part 2 – Dads With Jobs vs Moms With Jobs

Brett Singer — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 17:00:00 GMT

Part 2 of Working Parents Smackdown (read Part 1 here). This time we focus on the workplace:

When men work late, they're just doing their jobs. Women are neglecting their children.

Women are often made to feel guilty about working late, sometimes by their spouses. Men probably are too but it seems like its easier to avoid.

Women who work risk "emasculating" their husbands. "Femininasculating" isn't even a word.

The "Mommy Wars" are definitely a thing. There are no "daddy wars."

If a woman works "outside the home" and has children, people ask "how does she do it?" If a man works, no one ever says "outside the home", and nobody wonders how they do whatever "it" is.

No matter what, mom is the first point of contact for any school issues. That's not to say I have a problem with that but that's what I see happen. This includes general PTA-type matters, actual issues such as coming to pick the kid up due to illness, and of course Mom's Night Out. (Note: I am NOT angling for an invite to Mom's Night Out. I vastly prefer Dad's Night In, especially when there is a football game on.)

These aren't necessarily sexism or something-ism. It's more of an assumption of gender roles. Which is technically sexism. But it doesn't feel quite as insidious as, say, discrimination in the workplace. Of course, these assumptions can easily translate into more dangerous actions in a job setting, such as when a woman is passed over for a promotion because her boss assumes that she will eventually leave her job to have children. So maybe it is the same. I don't know.

I do know that the last time my friends teased me for being a stay at home dad (who, for the record, works) I was able to silence them by saying, "Have fun at the office on Monday, guys." Haven't heard any teasing since then.

Last word: I find it infuriating when anyone gives a woman a hard time for being a primary caregiver. (Although I use the term frequently, "staying home with the kids" is kind of a silly term once the rugrats are old enough to go to school or even daycare.)

Last word number two: Feelings of emasculation are in the brain of the man. That doesn't mean that the feelings are invalid, nor does it mean that there aren't women who can be cruel and try to make their menfolk feel small. But often the issue is in the guy's head. (It was with me; that's a topic for another time.)

Last word number three: I hereby vow to look up the meaning of the word "last".

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Working Parents Smackdown Part 1 - SAHD vs SAHM

Brett Singer — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 17:00:00 GMT

Definitions:
SAHD = Stay at home dad
SAHM = Stay at home mom

I've been thinking about some of the differences between these two types of parents. (See also Part 2, Dads With Jobs vs Moms With Jobs.)

Now:

At a party, SAHDs are asked, "What do you do?" SAHMs are not.

If a woman chooses to be a SAHM, she is:
- a lazy throwback
- not fulfilling her potential

If a man chooses to be a SAHD, he is:
- making a sacrifice
- taking a break from work

Men who stay home are doing something great for their wife and children. Women are just, you know, doing what they're supposed to do.

SAHMs are "homemakers." SAHDs are "musicians."

Men who stay home with their kids are special and unique. Women are ordinary and perhaps even bad for their gender.

To sum up: women, whatever you do, you are wrong. If you work, you suck. If you stay home, you suck. Guys: whatever you do, you're OK! Rock on! Write that novel! Play that funky music, SAHD!

I'm exaggerating somewhat, but I'll put it out to the crowd. Am I exaggerating? If so, how much?

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Dads Get Screwed For Staying At Home--Just Like Moms!

Kelly Mills — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 21:01:00 GMT

Here's a problem many women who took a break from working outside the home to be with the kids have faced for a while: How to explain the blank space on the resume? The fact that being a SAH parent isn't given much respect, and the unfair impression some employers have that it means you aren't serious about your career have meant women have had a harder time breaking back into the paid workforce. But hey, problems like this aren't just for the ladies anymore. Ain't equal treatment grand?

With increasing numbers of dads opting out to raise the pups, now some men are trying to explain that baking cupcakes for 22 kids and getting three children to soccer practices means they can prioritize well and multi-task. And interestingly, many of the guys are hoping to find inroads along the path former SAHM's have blazed. I think very few people get less respect than the excellent SAHDs out there. Men who leave the workforce are still considered especially suspect to some employers, so guys have had to do things like maintain a side business and do volunteer jobs to keep a tight resume. Maybe the best bet for the guys is to find a hiring person who understands--like a mom who stayed at home for a few years to raise her kids.

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What is mommy worth?

Brett Singer — Wed, 07 May 2008 13:35:00 GMT

This story pops up every now and then. The question is: how much would mom get paid if her job were in the private sector?

The Daily News reports on a study from MomConnection that has come up with a number for moms in New York. And… drum roll please…

$70,000 a year.

They came up with this amount using data from the web site salaryexpert.com.

As for what the women surveyed think they should get if they were to receive a yearly salary, "34% said $100,000, 31% said $50,000, 27% said $75,000 and 8% said $25,000." Man, I'd like to meet the women who said $25,000. Cheap date.

I say "women" because this survey was specifically about stay at home moms. I'm not crying discrimination or anything like that but it still surprises me how often articles like this read as if they were written in the 1950's.

Here's the best part (a quote from someone at MomConnection):

These are Generation Y moms in their 20s and early 30s who made a considered choice to become mothers…They are less likely to feel annoyed or to be whiny."

Oh! I see. As opposed to the whiny wimmen of Generation X, the Baby Boomers, and everyone who came before. Weren't they annoying? All that, "Wah! I want respect! I want equal pay! I'm whiny!" They didn't make a choice to become mothers. They were forced into it, right? (Grrr…)

So – I ask you, the readers. How would you respond? What do you think the salary for a mother should be? Or is what a mother does, to paraphrase the MasterCard ads, priceless?

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Women Not Having It All, Having It All, Had Enough

Kelly Mills — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 21:29:00 GMT

Meg Wolitzer has a new novel called "The Ten-Year Nap". It's about moms, mostly moms who left the workforce to stay at home with kids. It sounds good, and she says, "In fiction, stay-at-home moms have often been [subject to] mockery, and I think it's very sexist: the stay-at-home mother whose children are oversubscribed, who has reduced her entire brain to trivial things." We can totally use some better depictions of SAHMs. But I have to speak to the fact that once again, we are gonna get a small wave of "Can women have it all?" headlines and I'm over it.

'Kay, look, I'm going to answer the question of whether women can have it all: It depends. I mean, we aren't having a giant collective female experience here, are we? So some moms have to go back to the workforce whether they want to or not, while others can't wait to get back, and still more choose to be home with the kids full time. I know some SAHMs who partly made their decision based on the fact their jobs were low-paying and tiring (like teaching) and they preferred being at home, not just because they wanna be with the kids. I know moms who found being at home with the kids was so not for them. And I know moms who like their jobs and made choices based on the fact that their careers don't allow for much of a break.

I know moms who went back to their careers after the kids went to school, who work from home, who have part-time jobs, who work two jobs, who care for several kids, who are single, and who are the breadwinner with a partner staying at home. You know, not everyone has a really fulfilling career, mom or not. Not everyone finds parenting fulfilling. And things change over time for people. Whether or not you can "have it all" probably depends on what you want, and where you are, and I bet the answer to that question is different for everyone.

Look, I'm irritated because the "have it all" stick is used to beat women for selfishly wanting things or passively not wanting things. It implies that women want too much; and yet asserting that women can have it all ignores that many women are going to have to make a few trade-offs along the way. Rather than get into that, could we get equal pay and better childcare and a little respect for our individual choices? Thanks ever so much.

You Might Be a SAHD If ...

Mike Adamick (Cry It Out!) — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 20:56:00 GMT

You know all those annoying "You Might Be a Mom If ..." emails that clog your inbox and take precious computer memory away from important things, like all those "Only a Mother Could ..." emails?

(My personal favorite has always been: You might be a mom if ... your heart now beats on the outside. Oh. my. god. That is the most disgustingly syrupy sweet load of sugar sap I have ever heard. Does anyone actually say that?)

Well, sadly, stay-at-home dads have them, too. Only instead of precious miracles and escapist internal organs, we have beer. Beer and Noggin.

Weekly Check-Up: If Work Stress Causes Heart Problems, Does That Mean Your Kids Can Kill You?

Kelly Mills — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 14:31:00 GMT

There's been this story in the news lately: Work can kill you. Okay, the job itself won't necessarily take you out (unless you are a professional stunt person) but the stress just might, since it can be a big deal for heart disease. The finding came out of a long-running study of civil servants in Britain called the Whitehall II Study (the first Whitehall Study included examination of the link between social status and mortality, and it was a big deal, and don't even ask me how I know about it, but I have a dark past.) Anyhow, the minute I got to reading this, I immediately thought, "What does that mean for stay-at-home parents? If your job is raising your children, are you at risk for a hurting heart?"

It's not far-fetched at all when you hear how the researchers measured stress. They asked participants questions about their job demands such as "how much control they had at work, how often they took breaks, and how pressed for time they were during the day." Well, golly, if I remember one thing about being a SAHM (for a hot few months, I detested it) it was that your day is largely dictated by nap needs and meals and poop explosions, all of which can change at a moment's notice even for the most rigorously scheduled of folks. That feels like a lack of control to me. I also remember there were very, very few breaks (any nap hours were spent scrambling to do other stuff) and that the day was always packed with things I needed to get to, like food shopping, and that I felt one step behind a ton of the time. Hmmm. Sounds like a heart diesase recipe, especially when you add the unfairly low level of job credibility you get as a SAH ("Must be nice, sitting on the couch and eating bon bons while the baby sleeps.")

Now, obviously I was not SAH material, and I can imagine (sort of) that the sheer joy of being home with a sweet kidlet or two might counteract some of the job stresses I listed. Plus you are probably much better at dealing with this stuff than I was. But it does make me wonder if we couldn't get a little more research on the stress levels of those who work at home caring for kids full time.

Taser Party: Like Tupperware Parties, But With More Voltage

Kelly Mills — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 21:01:00 GMT

Could this be an entrepreneurial opportunity for SAH parents? Only if you don't mind locking up the merchandise before Junior Tasers his sister over a breakfast cereal dispute. Truthfully, I have very conflicting feelings about the idea of Taser stun gun parties, which despite the press attention, so far just encompass one woman, Dana Shafman, selling Tasers Tupperware-party-style to women. Pro: I have this romantic affection for Tupperware parties, because I picture 1950's housewives getting to express secret business ambitions by pushing plastic containers on their neighbors. Con: The Tupperware party model was morphed into the strange sex toy party phenomenon, and much more heinously, the candle party. Eeek! No more pumpkin scented votives, please! Wow, I digress already.

Okay, con: When Amnesty International opposes your party, it's not a good sign. And we've all read at least one story about the overuse of Tasers, plus they've been implicated in deaths. Also, there's a danger in having any weapon that can be taken away from you, and I guess there's been reports of Tasers used in domestic violence. Um, but pro: I read Shafman's quote on why many women want pink Tasers. "'It's a girl power kind of thing,' Shafman says. 'You're kind of making a statement: I know I'm a woman. I know I'm the most sought after victim in regards to sexual assault, sexual abuse. So please stay away from me. If in the event you do come after me, I'm going to use my pink Taser to put you on the ground.'"

I will say this: That woman can sell. And like the sex toy party, I bet some of the popularity here is because it gives women a forum to express something they often feel it necessary to suppress--in this case, anger over being cast as a victim. Would you sell Tasers to your neighbors?

Stay-At-Home-Dads: Career Suicide?

Karen Murphy — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 11:38:00 GMT

Hey dads, want to be branded as "unmanly" in the workplace? It's easy! Just become a stay-at-home dad and suddenly your manhood will come into question, no problem. How about that? Not only that, but, uh, you don't exactly like your job, do you? Well, great, because by becoming a SAHD you can call into question your commitment to your career, and be considered by your higher-ups as a person "not having the kind of drive or seriousness of purpose that they would want in leadership positions". Yay you!

Yep, simply by spending some fleeting quality-time moments at home with your children instead of off whacking wooly mammoths over the head with huge clubs, you can later earn yourself a trip into a work vacuum. When you do go back to work, you can count on zero support or understanding, because it's very likely no one will understand your choice to actually spend time with your kids. After all, we're still struggling as a society with moms staying home, but dads? Come on!

SAHDs, speak up! What's your experience been like? Is it as bad as all that? Or worse?