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SNL Mother's Day Skits

Brett Singer — Mon, 11 May 2009 23:00:00 GMT

If you thought the infamous "D*ck In A Box" would be hard to beat (no pun intended), check out this "Digital Short" from Saturday Night Live this week.

Here is... Mother Lover.

Susan Sarandon and Patricia Clarkson do a fine job as the moms who, as the song says, get a "mother's night" to go with their Mother's Day.

Less funny, but not entirely without laughs, is the Mom Translator.

I guess this is for mothers who are less hip than mine. But come on. Who doesn't know who Keanu Reaves is? They should have gone with more lame celebrities that are barely famous, like Lauren Conrad. (Although I think SNL needs to do a sketch called "Breakdance Mountain.")

Image: YouTube

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Amy Poehler's Parenting Tips

Amy Kuras — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 20:02:00 GMT

Typically, anyone who’s doling out parenting tips when they have been parents a whopping six months is, well, kind of a jerk.

Unless that someone is Amy Poehler, and then it’s just pretty funny. Here’s what she told the Daily Beast is her accumulated wisdom about the parenting gig:

“Always remember your kid’s name. Always remember where you put your kid. Don’t let your kid drive until their feet can reach the pedals. Use the right size diapers…for yourself. And, when in doubt, make funny faces.”

She’s totally right, by the by – I have yet to met the baby or small kid who doesn’t dig a funny face.

The interview is a little lame, but Poehler is nine kinds of awesome as far as I am concerned. One of the funnier, totally dialogue-free sketches on SNL last fall (that didn’t have to do with the election) was a super mega pregnant Poehler making eyes at a guy across a bar, then getting up and attempting to dance seductively over to him (it’s funnier than I am making it sound, I swear). Anyone who has been nine months pregnant can understand how something as simple as getting up from a chair can be a major project at that point in gestation and how Not Seductive you’re feeling.

And further, I think she rocks for working – at being funny!-- right up until she delivered, just about. I could barely string together a sentence at that point, much less cough up a funny line. And now she has her new show, Parks and Rec, which got lukewarm reviews around here but I am going to try to catch. Funny moms rule!

Angelina Jolie Could Always Use an Extra Baby

Hannah Tennant-Moore — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 18:30:00 GMT

If the rumors about the Octo Mom's obsession with Angelina Jolie are true, Nadya Suleman must have been thrilled to see this SNL clip of Jolie taking a very unhealthy interest in Suleman's octuplets.

Sadly, with the way things are going in the Suleman household, perhaps the octuplets would be better off with Brangelina....

Photo: Deceiver.com

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Tina Fey’s 3-Year Old Writes for 30 Rock – My 3-Year Old Blogs

SunnyChanel — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:33:00 GMT

Alice, the three and ½ year old daughter of Tina Fey ain’t getting a free ride. Her mom already has her working. In an interview on Jimmy Fallon’s Late Show, Fey confessed that her daughter is “kind of an uncredited writer for 30 Rock,” saying that “she’ll say crazy stuff and we’ll put it in the show.” She cited the example of when her daughter saw a Disney World website on the computer and said “I want to go to there”, which became a catch phrase for Fey’s Liz Lemon.

Other lines courtesy of Alice are just begging to be used like when it was close to bed time and she had a lollipop and Fey asked “Are you done with that for tonight,” her reply, “no mommy, I wanna have a lot of sucks tonight.” Fey commented “That’s a good line for Tracy Morgan or something.”

And on being a mom Fey said “You start to look like a mom, like you don’t clean yourself right,” she continued talking about being momish “Like when your kid hands you their boogers and you take them, yeah, I’m a mom,” oh and also the goodtime that is “…putting underpants on someone who is dancing.”

So since Tina Fey is getting her three year old to work, I thought I’d get my three year old daughter Annabella to work too, as a Babble guest blogger. We sat and watched Tina Fey’s appearance on the Late Show and here were her reactions:

Tina Fey on her 3 ½ daughter Alice:
Annabella: I’m three! Hey mom I’m three! I’m Three!

Tina Fey mentioning Disney World:
Annabella whispers: There’s another Disney?!?!?!

Tina Fey mentioning lollipops:
Annabella: Remember I just got a lollipop?
Me: No, when?
Annabella: I don’t know...

Tina Fey says, “I’m a mom”:
Annabella: You’re a mom! (while poking me in the forehead)

Tina Fey on the job being a grind:
Annabella: Remember when I grind a salt?

Tina Fey on SNL:
Annabella: Hey, Your name starts with a S!
Annabella: I want fizzy water. Mommy, I want fizzy water!

Tina Fey on working 361 days a year:
Annabella: Hey, I’m three!

Tina Fey on putting underpants on someone who is dancing:
Annabella: Hey you have underpants!

On second thought, maybe my daughter should just stick with her day job, being three.

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Whit Honea — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 21:00:00 GMT

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Whit Honea — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 21:00:00 GMT

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Amy Poehler Wants You to Know 'Smart Girls'

Madeline Holler — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 23:09:00 GMT

It has only been a couple of weeks since Amy Poehler had baby Archie and left her brilliant rapping, "Palin" interviewing and Hillary helmet hair behind. You miss her, don't you?

She's back with a new show, but this one's not exactly for you.

It's for your daughter (OK, fine, you can watch it too. Here's a preview.). It's call "Smart Girls at the Party," and it's part of ON Networks online webcasts. The first episode launches next Monday, Nov. 17.

In each episode, Poehler interviews a young girl who has something to say or a special talent. The idea is that you don't have to be famous (or, we're guessing, a wig-wearing Hannah Montana type) to be interesting or to make a contribution to the world or your community.

Really? But you still have to be pretty, right?

Video: ON Networks

They say: Obama Wins

Brett Singer — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 04:11:00 GMT

CNN, The New York Times, and even Fox News have called the Presidential race for Barack Obama. (UPDATE: so has everyone else.)

Amazing to think that it's almost all over after so much campaigning.

Not much to say. I'm still going to watch the news for awhile; I'm like Yogi Berra – it ain't over 'til it's over, y'know? Then again, McCain just conceded. Wow. (Classy speech too, for what it's worth.)

UPDATE: I'm watching Barack's speech now. I can't imagine what must be going through his mind. Think about where he was in 2004. Wow. I know I should have something more articulate to say but "wow" is going to have to do. (It's late.)

My kids don't seem to care that much, which was actually sort of nice in a way. No matter who wins, they get up, go to school, eat lunch, run around, jump on my ribs – a typical day. Eventually I'll talk to them about this election, but not right now.

What about you – how do you feel?

image: me waiting to vote today

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109 Year Old Daughter Of Slave Votes For Obama

Other Stuff to Vote On Today – Same Sex Marriage, Chicken Cages

Brett Singer — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 20:15:00 GMT

So the United States is picking a President today. But there are other candidates, and also many ballot measures in play today.

A quick round-up:

ARIZONA:
- Ban same-sex marriage.
- Require that any initiative involving spending or tax hikes be approved by majority of all registered voters, not just those casting ballots.

ARKANSAS:
- Create state lottery.
- Ban unmarried couples from adopting or being foster parents.

CALIFORNIA:
- Ban same-sex marriage.
- Authorize high-speed rail project.
- Require parental notification for a minor's abortion.
- Create 14-member commission to draw state legislative districts.
- Require all utilities to generate 20 percent of their power from renewable energy by 2010.
- Ban cramped metal cages for egg-laying hens.

I think I'm noticing a trend here.

Several states are voting on ballot measures to "ban same-sex marriage." Personally, I find this bizarre. Isn't it already banned? Are people that freaked out at the possibility of two men or two women marrying each other that they need to put it on double secret probation? (For the record, I think if gay people are crazy enough to want to be married, it's fine. Go for it.)

Looking at the article on MiamiHerald.com, it looks like the to-do of an insane person. Authorize slot machine gambling, check. Allow state's first casino, check. Ban abortion and dog racing, check. Ban cramped metal cages for egg-laying hens, check. (Those are all from different states, not the same one.) That's not to say that all of the measures are insane, it's just funny to think about them out of context. "Let's see, today...Prohibit mandatory union membership and mandatory union dues, authorize slot-machine gambling, and make English the official language of government proceedings. Got it." Busy day.

Sources: Miami Herald, MTV

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109 Year Old Daughter Of Slave Votes For Obama

Brett Singer — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 19:45:00 GMT

The line to vote for President and other stuff today might be kind of long. If you get cranky, here's an inspiring story to keep you a little bit sane.

From the Austin American Statesman:

Amanda Jones, 109, the daughter of a man born into slavery, has lived a life long enough to touch three centuries. And after voting consistently as a Democrat for 70 years, she has voted early for the country's first black presidential nominee.
…
Jones' father herded sheep as a slave until he was 12, according to the family, and once he was freed, he was a farmer who raised cows, hogs and turkeys on land he owned. Her mother was born right after the Emancipation Proclamation was signed, Joyce Jones said. The family owned more than 100 acres of land in Cedar Creek at one point, she said.
Amanda Jones' father urged her to exercise her right to vote, despite discriminatory practices at the polls and poll taxes meant to keep black and poor people from voting. Those practices were outlawed for federal elections with the 24th Amendment in 1964, but not for state and local races in Texas until 1966.

First of all, the fact that anyone lived to be 109 is cool. More importantly, though, is her story. I can't imagine what it must have felt like for Amanda to cast her vote in this Presidential election.

Source/Image: Statesman.com

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Why Monday Night Football Is Important To This Election

Brett Singer — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 22:00:00 GMT

You probably think that a football game has no bearing on tomorrow's election.

Silly voter!

First: both Barack Obama and John McCain will appear tonight on Monday Night Football. They will be interviewed by Chris Berman, a man whose idea of humor is referring to quarterback Jack Delhomme as "Daylight Come And You've Gotta Delhomme." (Get it? "Go home?" "Delhomme?" It's even funnier when he says it every single week.) According to media reports, "The interviews will give both candidates a last major chance to appeal to Americans during a coveted spot on prime-time television. Monday Night Football has averaged 12.2 million viewers this season." That's better than the typical halftime show, although I doubt Janet Jackson will show up and offer a wardrobe malfunction. And while I would personally love it if Obama quoted Chris Rock and said, "Redskins? That's racist! That's like having a team called the New York Ni**ers," I'm guessing he won't say that. But maybe McCain will? Nah. Wouldn't be prudent, you know?

Second: if the Redskins win the game, the incumbent party – the Republicans, in case you've forgotten – wins the election. This has been true since 1948, except for once. In 2004, the 'Skins lost and George W. Bush won. Obviously this isn't a lock. Still, this is one of those weird little things that make you believe in a higher power that has a sense of humor.

The predictions I've seen generally favor the Steelers tonight, but it should be close. So if you want to start obsessing a day early, you can stay up late tonight and watch the game.

Also of interest: Obama was on Monday Night Football back in 2006 to announce… that he was a Chicago Bears fan. Here's the video.

Sources: WSJ, CBC (also image), Sporting News

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Morning News: Election '08 Already Retro

Madeline Holler — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 14:00:00 GMT

Have you noticed just about every website has some kind of looking-back piece about this election. Sure, we've been judging candidates since forever! And even two months ago, when Sarah Palin joined the race, seems like, well, a lifetime.

Politico has a round-up of the best lines from the two remaining candidates. ABC has a three-minute video summary of the past 21 months. Slate's got everything since the final debate -- in only two minutes! Seriously, we're dying to know what happens in the next 48 hours and would like to forget everything before that!

Sarah Palin, too, is looking ahead and not back. She's got advice for Tina Fey (it has nothing to do with clothes, accents or upswept hair). More Daily Palin: some British townsfolk are so anxious to get rid of Palin that, in a long tradition of exploding effigies of political figures, filled Sarah with fireworks and sent her up in smoke! Alas, the real one is still around, still promising to release medical records but not exactly following through.

Is she hiding an October surprise for November? You know, what ever happened to that October surprise, anyway? Wasn't Bin Laden supposed to be captured or some video of Barack Obama -- or was it John McCain ? -- supposed to be released? Wasn't Joe Biden supposed to make an unrecoverable gaffe?

Or was is this revelation that Obama's aunt has been living illegally in Boston for a number of years? She's from Kenya and Obama says he hasn't had contact with her. Furthermore, he said laws should be obeyed.

A couple of great pieces of news from this election: voter registration is the highest it has been in the U.S. since women got the right to vote. Also, the past eight years are proof positive that Rovian politics -- hyperpartisanship that catered to a small but powerful base -- worked out pretty shitty for everyone.

Finally, gather round, politics junkies. We need to take a little personal inventory in advance of Wednesday. And Thursday. And that great but scary and empty beyond: the election is coming to a close. Let's start prepping ourselves for life beyond polls, political attack ads and maybe, just maybe, Sarah Palin.

Photo: ABCnews.com

Fey and McCain Raise Campaign Funds on QVC

Madeline Holler — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 14:42:00 GMT

John McCain and Sarah Palin went Live on QVC Saturday Night to sell pork cutting knives and a series of town hall commemorative plates in an effort to raise last-minute funds for McCain's campaign.

Check out the model showing the Fein-Gold Jewelry. Who knew she had a sense of humor?

Here's McCain talking campaign "strategy" and rebranding himself on Weekend Update.

Video: NBC [via HuffPo]

Sarah Palin Gets Pranked By Canadian Radio Hosts – Video

Brett Singer — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 02:07:00 GMT

When you were a kid, did you ever make prank calls? Call a bar and ask to speak to Dick Hertz? Dial 867 5309 and ask for Jenny? Or "is your refrigerator running? Well, you'd better go and catch it!" (That last one is way old school, dude.)

Some lucky grown-ups actually make a living doing that sort of thing. And Sarah Palin is their latest victim.

Marc-Antoine Audette and Sebastien Trudel, two Canadian radio performers who go by the name The Masked Avengers, have made calls to numerous celebrities and government officials, including Britney Spears (she's a celebrity, not a government official – just wanted to clarify that.) Now Alaska's governor can add her name to the ranks of the pranked. The Canuck comedians got through to Sarah Palin herself on Saturday and convinced her – for five minutes – that she was speaking to French President Nicolas Sarkozy.

The remarkable thing is how easily they get through. Sure, one would think that Palin would have figured out this wasn't actually the French Prez when he says that he loved the "documentary" that Hustler made about her, "Nailin' Palin." But the really sad part is the staffer who puts her right on the phone. No, "Are we expecting a call from the President of France?" Nothing.

Another good line: "We have the equivalent of Joe the Plumber in France. It's called Marcel, the guy with bread under his armpit."

The campaign released the following statement: "Governor Palin was mildly amused to learn that she had joined the ranks of heads of state, including President Sarkozy and other celebrities, in being targeted by these pranksters. C'est la vie."

So I guess if you catch your children on the phone asking some stranger if they have Prince Albert in a Can (let him out! Ha ha!), maybe you should encourage them? OK, not really.

Here's the entire Sarah Palin prank call for your listening pleasure.

Source: miamiherald.com, huffingtonpost.com

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Best of FameCrawler: Week of October 31st

Whit Honea — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 20:00:00 GMT

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Palin Busted! New Ethics Complaint Filed

SunnyChanel — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 07:29:00 GMT

When you are in the crosshairs of an extreme close up, certain blemishes or alledged blemishes can rear their ugly heads, not unlike a festering boil. Running for one of the highest offices in the land is a guarantee that the close up will be unflinching, often unflattering and that each and every mole (hill) will be turning into Mt. Everest.

This is true for each side of the aisle. But today is one for Team Palin. An official ethics complaint, which was expected, has been filed against Sarah Palin in Alaska. It alleges that Palin “used her official position as governor for personal gain, violating a statute of the Alaska Executive Branch Ethics Act.”

Last week the AP released info that Palin billed Alaska more than $21,000 for flights for her daughters as well charged the state for hotel rooms for them. Check out Jeanne's write up about it here.

Billing for kid's travel is generally acceptable when the children were explicitly invited to the event. But there were allegedly some events where the whole clan wasn’t asked to attend, but Palin still charged the state for the tag along team. And making matters worse, the report said that Palin had expense forms changed to say that it was “official state business”.

"Governor Palin intentionally secured unwarranted benefits for family members, improperly used state property to benefit her personal and financial interests, and illegally altered documents that were the subject of a Public Records request," the complaint states.

Do you think it’s okay for Palin to charge the state for her kid’s travel regardless of their participation?

Via AP

Jon Stewart says: Ted Stevens is a Cheap Date

Brett Singer — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 22:00:00 GMT

By now you probably now that Senator Ted Stevens has been found guilty of lying about campaign gifts. But what WERE those gifts? Must have been some spectacular stuff to be worth risking his political career and legacy for. Right?

Eh, no.

Howard Stern has been talking about this for awhile now – basically, Stevens sold his soul for, like, a barbecue grill. (But a really NICE one.) Jon Stewart weighed in last night (if the video doesn't work, try clicking here):

Personally, I prefer my corruption big. If you're going to go to jail for something, shouldn't it be something really huge? And if you're going to completely sell out to special interests, shouldn't you get better stuff than that crappy fish sculpture?

The details are just too wacky to be true, except that they are. From the Miami Herald:

Stevens maintained throughout his own testimony that he didn't want the things he was given — a grill, a fish sculpture, a generator, furniture, a high-tech massage chair, free labor — and that he never received bills for some of the work done on his home, even though he asked for invoices. He also continued to place much of the blame on his wife, Catherine, saying repeatedly that she was responsible for overseeing the renovations that led, in part, to his federal indictment. He simply was unaware of all renovation-related expenses, Stevens testified.

Let's review. He didn't want the stuff. He asked for bills and never got them. (Funny how that NEVER happens to me. Or anyone else on the planet.) He's blaming his wife. (Nice.) And it gets better:

But jurors are unlikely to regard some of his assertions as credible, including Stevens' claim that a $2,695 massage chair was a loan, not a gift, from his friend Robert Persons in 2001.
The lead Justice Department prosecutor, Brenda Morris, read from an e-mail in which Stevens told Persons "the chair arrived and it's great," but added that he couldn't accept it as a gift, just as a loan. If it's a loan, Morris asked Stevens, why then is the chair still in his Washington, D.C., home more than seven years later?
"I told him I would not accept is as a gift," Stevens said. "We have lots of things in our house that do not belong with us."

If you could hear me, you would know that I am laughing. Out loud. "We have lots of things in our house that do not belong with us." What can one say about that? Imagine you are in your child's room and you notice a toy that looks unfamiliar. You ask them where they got it. "It's not mine. I have lots of things that aren't mine." Oh! OK.

And one more thing: Madeline points out in Morning News that Sarah Palin has asked Stevens to resign his Senate seat. Some have the audacity to suggest that Palin might be eyeing his job. Or as Madeline puts it: "Is Palin looking out for Alaska's best interest? If by Alaska, you mean Sarah Palin, then some say the answer is 'yes!'"

Oy.

Source: Miami Herald, hulu

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N-Word Flies at Palin Rally

Brett Singer — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 21:00:00 GMT

This is really ugly.

I hope that whomever you happen to be voting for, this isn't something you can condone.

As the blog We Are Respectable Negroes (the name comes from the Forty Acres and a Mule document) puts it: "It seems that Barack Obama was finally called a 'nigger' at a recent Republican presidential rally."

Palin will get a lot of flack for not responding, and while I can't argue otherwise, I don't know what she should have said. (In a Palin voice: "Oh, come on now! That's a bad thing to say!") Then again, how do you stand in front of a crowd that screams out something like that?

Michelle Malkin is claiming that the person was actually shouting, "Redistributor!"

Yes, of course. I make that mistake all the time.

(Aside: in case anyone is planning to leave a comment along the lines of, "What about that Sarah Palin hanging effigy? Why aren't you railing against that?" It's terrible and should be taken down immediately.)

I'll ask you -- what do you think you heard? I actually closed my eyes so I couldn't see the captioning on the video. Send the kids out of the room and tell us what you think was said.

Source: We Are Respectable Negroes, MichelleMalkin.com

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Sarah Palin Offered to Babysit Tina Fey’s Toddler!

SunnyChanel — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 16:47:00 GMT

Okay, Sarah Palin wasn’t going to do the stint as babysitter herself. But she did offer up the services of her daughter Bristol to watch Tina Fey’s three-year-old daughter Alice during her recent Saturday Night Live appearance.

Last night, Tina Fey was on Conan O’Brien and along with discussing multiple magical hugs with Oprah “it’s everything you want it to be”, her daughter’s confusion about whether she’s seeing her mommy or Palin on the TV and in papers, she also mentioned that Sarah Palin offered her babysitting services. When asked where Fey’s daughter went (at eleven o’clock at night, natch), she said she went home. Palin said she could’ve had Bristol babysit her, even thought it was Bristol’s birthday “that’s exactly what 17-year-old Bristol Palin wants to do at SNL is babysit the toddler of the lady that goofs on her mom.”

Check out the whole hilarious clip here.

Via: Gawker.com

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The Smurfs Turn 50

Brett Singer — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 15:00:00 GMT

Here's my "I feel old" moment of the day: the Smurfs are celebrating their 50th anniversary.

Yes, the Smurfs. Those little blue creatures that live in a village with one elderly man and one female. They always say things are "smurfy", which means both nothing and anything. Some bizarre full-size man and his cat always want to eat them. This was a hugely popular Saturday morning cartoon in the early 80's (who could forget such classic lines as, "Nature Smurf, this time your love of animals has gone too far.") The toys – mostly immobile hard PVC figurines – were a major collectible among the under 10 set.

The 50th anniversary is of their first appearance in a Belgian comic strip called 'Johan et Pirlouit', or 'Johan and Peewit' in English. Eventually the cartoonist, Peyo, "introduced a new set of characters" to the strip called " Schtroumpf". They eventually became known as The Smurfs. In honor of the 50th anniversary, European celebrities have designed their own Smurfs, which were auctioned off for Unicef, which is, of course, a very smurfy thing to do.

Also of note is the fact that there is much speculation that the Smurfs were (are?) anti-Semitic communists (just like Obama! Kidding). I can't bring myself to summarize this theory, but you can read more about it here if you are interested.

If you want to show your children what you used to watch, you can get the cartoon on DVD. Or you could just wait for the film, which I hope will never actually get made.

Here's the intro to the cartoon if you don't remember it, never saw it, or just need some smurfs in your day:

For some real silliness, here's the SNL bit, "The Smurfette Show" featuring Anna Nicole Smurf. Verrry smurfy.

And here's some Smurfy video of the smurfy auction. If it doesn't smurfing embed, click here.

Sources: MSNBC, Smurf.com, Wikipedia,Happy Smurf Day, and other smurfy sources

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Babble Talk: The Candidates Health Plans

Brett Singer — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 20:00:00 GMT

Kim Mance breaks down some of the key points in the Obama and McCain health care plans. I have a few thoughts to add.

I didn't realize this, but the debate about a national health care system goes back much further than when Bill Clinton attempted to implement one when he was first elected way back in 1992. "Both Roosevelt and Truman called for health care to be an 'economic right.' Truman then proposed a single-payer health program to cover all Americans. But it was called a 'Communist plot' by a House subcommittee after the American Medical Association denounced it." Funny (not ha-ha funny) how one of the current digs at Obama is that he's a "socialist". I guess socialist is the new communist.

A key difference between their proposals is, "how to ensure that all Americans have access to health insurance. Both want there to be no 'state lines' as there are now, so families can shop around for the best plan. However, Obama will regulate and require insurance companies to cover patients regardless of pre-existing conditions, and McCain will not. McCain will instead work with Governors on (fifty separate) plans to optimize access to health care within each individual state."

One thing that I find very interesting, and encouraging, is that at least both sides are talking about getting more people covered. Back in the 1990's, it was much more of an "us against them" situation, with the Democrats wanting a national health care system and the Republicans wanting everything to stay the same.

To me, a sign that the McCampaign is out of touch on this particular issue is the notion that a family can purchase health coverage for $5,000, or even that they can purchase it at all. First, as Mance points out in her Babble article, $5,000 covers less than half of the typical family's yearly health insurance bill. Obama says that the cost is $12,000, Mance cites a study that puts the number at $12,680. Second, as someone who has run a small business and offered health insurance to employees, I can tell you that it is not that simple to just go buy a plan the way McCain says it is. For an individual, it is significantly more difficult. Health insurers simply don't want to talk to individuals about coverage, they prefer to deal with "groups", meaning employers. So while it sounds nice to say, "hey, here's five grand, you can buy whatever health plan works best for you", it's just not that simple.

There are more details discussed in Mance's article, which is very much worth a read. The bottom line? It's hard to tell what will happen no matter who gets elected, but they agree that the current system isn't good enough. "Neither presidential candidate's health care plan brings us anywhere near a true socialized medicine or single-payer system. But they do both point out the many ways our own health care structure can be improved." That's at least something.

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Morning News: Palin's Had Enough of the Clothes (and John McCain!)

Madeline Holler — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 13:00:00 GMT

Republican BFF Elisabeth Hasselbeck hit the campaign trail over the weekend and, for once, got to deliver the GOP message without getting interrupted by her co-workers.

Daily Palin: Hasselbeck calls the focus on Sarah Palin's wardrobe expenditures "deliberately sexist" and then says Sarah Palin "sure is a woman who knows how to dress." And accessorize. Liz's evidence?

A flag pin, which is not in the expense report, because it's priceless. Mmmkay ... huh? Liiiiiiz, as long as it's free or priceless or whatever, it doesn't have to show up in the expense report.

Anyway, McCain says the cost to outfit his running mate isn't nearly $150K. More like, $100K, because they're returning a bunch of the stuff. (Fine. File the receipts.)

Now, McCain didn't say what the true cost of Palin is to his campaign, but his aides aren't holding back. Top level advisers are saying Palin's gone rogue. Following Hasselbeck's wardrobe comments, Palin explained to the crowd that the clothes weren't her property. A McCain campaign aide said (we can only imagine with slumped shoulders and shaking head) that those "were not the remarks we sent to her plane this morning."

That maverick thing is biting the original maverick in the ass. So while John McCain's political future implodes, Palin is trying to preserve hers for 2012, insiders say, right before they call her a diva.

Salon calls her the ultimate reality TV star (which brings us full circle back to Elisabeth!).

In Florida over the weekend, Palin criticized Barack Obama and the media and said the "coronation is already set." Wait ... she knows we don't do that in the U.S., right?

Incidentally, her hometown paper, the Anchorage Daily News, made its endorsement yesterday. They picked Obama. (Awkward.)

Some polls are reporting that Obama's lead over McCain has dropped five points (they credit the fact that McCain actually started talking about the economy). Nonetheless, some are reporting the Illinois senator will makes his closing arguments today in Canton, Ohio.

It might not matter what the polls -- or the voters! -- say. Salon's Machinist blog reports a bunch of screwed up ballots cast during early voting. The machines are vote-flipping. So if you cast your ballot for Obama, it's going to McCain (or the Green party).

In happy news, Amy Poehler had her baby, live from New York on Saturday Night! Actually, it's kind of sad news, because she's not going back to SNL. But, wait, there's another bit of happy: she and husband Will Arnett named the boy a Morning News approved Archie Arnett. Awwwwwww.

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Palin Speaks Out On Special Needs Trusts

Brett Singer — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 14:00:00 GMT

Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin gave a speech in Pittsburgh on Friday where she discussed the challenges facing children with special needs.

Here is a video clip with a few choice digs at the Obama-Biden tax plan:

If the clip does not appear, try clicking here to see it.

And a couple of pertinent lines from the speech:

As families across America know, the care of special-needs children requires long-term planning, and especially financial planning. A common practice among these families is to establish financial trusts. These are known as special needs trusts, covering years of medical and other costs, and for parents they bring invaluable comfort.
Understandably, then, many families with special-needs children or dependent adults are concerned that our opponent in this election plans to raise taxes on precisely those kinds of financial arrangements. They fear that Senator Obama's tax increase will have serious and harmful consequences -- and they are right. The burden that his plan would impose upon these families is just one more example of how many plans can be disrupted, how many futures can be placed at risk, and how many people can suffer when the power to tax is misused.

I’m unfamiliar with special needs trusts, but it sounds to me like something only someone with money can do. That is, if a family lives paycheck to paycheck, how much financial planning can they really do? Like most political rhetoric, what Palin says is short on specifics and long on fear mongering. (That's true of both sides; lack of details is non-partisan.) Also, "the power to tax"? Oy vey. You would think no Republican administration had ever raised taxes, or that the tax cuts in recent years actually worked. (That's another conversation, but really. Oy vey.)

She also makes this claim:

In a McCain-Palin administration, we will put the educational choices for special needs children in the right hands their parents'. Under reforms that I will lead as vice president, the parents and caretakers of children with physical or mental disabilities will be able to send that boy or girl to the school of their choice -- public or private.

Just like that? Come on. We're not electing a Supreme Ruler; we're electing a President. And anyone who thinks that a school voucher law like the one that Sarah Palin describes (I know that may be an oversimplification, but hey, I can do it too!) will get passed quickly and easily is at best naïve.

A commenter on the nationaljournal.com article says it pretty well:

I find all these promises far too vague and general to mean much of anything. … What about health insurance? … Sorry, I don't need a 'friend' -- I need someone with a plan that does more than 'hope' that 'market forces' will allow me to afford insurance for my child.

I will say that I think it's interesting to hear this much talk about autism/special needs children during an election year. It's possible that this issue was front and center in the past, but if so, I didn't notice.

Text of the full speech is here if you want to read it.

If anyone has more direct experience with special needs trusts, or any of the other issues Palin raised in her speech, I'd be curious to hear your take on what she had to say.

sources: MSNBC, National Journal

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Flip Flopping on Palin's Kids

Brett Singer — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 21:00:00 GMT

I was all set to write something about how I didn't really care if Sarah Palin put her children in the public eye. It's part of running for office, especially national office, and hey, this is her job. People rarely complain about men doing it with their kids. Why should it be different for a woman?

But then this story about Piper and her (fake) Louis Vuitton bag popped up, and I had a change of heart.

Is it really fair to put your kids through that sort of scrutiny? Let's review: We had Piper Palin, on video, spitting on Trig's hair.

Then Palin the Candidate brought Piper and Willow (Piper seems to be getting the most screen time, no?) out to a Philadelphia Flyers game. She thought that Philly fans would NEVER stoop so low as to boo her little girl. (Um, Philly fans would probably boo the second coming of Elvis if he was there to give them each a million dollars, but that's another story.)

These are two of many examples where Palin uses the kids as a bit of a shield. Or if "shield" is too strong a word, I think we can all agree that she's "putting them out there," which means what they do will be scrutinized. Unlike her youngest children (Trig for example), the older kids know enough to realize what's going on and hear the insults being hurled their way. Would I want to subject my child to that sort of thing?

The Presidential couple that did the best job of keeping their kids – actually, kid – out of the news was Bill and Hillary Clinton. For all of his obvious failings, Bill (with Hillary's help, of course) told the press every chance he had that Chelsea was off limits. For the most part the media respected that. Now, that was a different time. Clinton left the White House in 2000, which was before the rise of TMZ, Gawker and the constant barrage of celebrity news programs and web sites that track every move the famous make. Still, I doubt that most mainstream media outlets would have "gone after" Palin's children if they were home in Alaska going to school rather than out dropping pucks on the campaign trail.

Of course, if they were in Alaska, Palin would be separated from her kids for quite a long period of time. But how many hours could she possibly be spending with them anyway? Wouldn't they be better off away from all of this nonsense?

Then again (Live! Flip-flopping in action!) what business is it of ours? Since we don't want Sarah Palin to tell us what to do with our kids, how can we tell her what to do with hers? BUT (flip) doesn't it say something about her judgment that she has no problem pulling her kids out of school whenever it suits the campaign, taking them away from their friends? HOWEVER (flop) don't they benefit from her high profile? Am I judging her differently because she's woman?

And so on. You know what the bottom line is, I think? It's not important. What happens to Sarah Palin and her family is important to Sarah Palin and her family. I disagree with her on virtually every issue she has an opinion on, and I think her behavior at campaign rallies has been reprehensible. (Colin Powell said it much better than I ever could.) That's what matters. Her kids? While I can't say I agree with the decisions she appears to be making, they're her decisions. She'll have to live with them. Right?

What do you think?

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30 Rock Premiere Online A Week Early

Brett Singer — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 06:00:00 GMT

If you can't wait to see the season premiere of '30 Rock' -- well, you don't have to.

NBC has posted the entire episode online at Hulu.com. Actually, it's embedded in this web page. Right here. Who needs a TV?

Liz is trying to adopt, so the episode actually has a lot to do with parenting and stuff. Megan Mullally plays Bev, the woman from the adoption agency, and all sorts of weird crap happens when she comes to the office to see if Liz would make a good parent. (Will Arnett also guest stars. Every time he opens his mouth, it's funny.)

How is it? It's good. A few good lines:

"She touched me in my swimsuit area."
"Is it so wrong that I just want to have one of these to grow up and resent me?"
"I'm Fred, Rick is the other black guy."

For me, the weird thing about '30 Rock' is that I don't mind watching it on the computer. Obviously I watch all sorts of short clips on YouTube and everywhere else, but there's something about this show that lends itself to Internet viewing. Also, while every time I've watched '30 Rock' I enjoy it, I somehow don't feel compelled to ever watch it again. Then at some point, like now, I see another episode, and I like it. And, then it's forgotten again. I don't know why. I'm not the only one; despite the tremendous amount of media attention the show and Tina Fey have gotten, '30 Rock' is described as 'ratings challenged' even by Ms. Fey. Maybe this adoption storyline is going to heat up, and that'll draw people in. There's also that whole Sarah Palin impression that has helped Saturday Night Live get its highest ratings in a decade. Might be some spillover from that as well.

Anyway, Tina Fey is the new Empress of Show Business. You heard it here first.

Source: Hulu

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