My Ears are Bleeding: Sunday School Jamz

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 01:42:00 GMT

I was minding my own business, watching "Dora the Explorer" or "Blue's Clues" or something that we TiVo for the kids when a commercial came on that made me want to renounce God. "Sunday School Jamz". That's right. Jamz with a "Z". Rockin' out for Jesus. And just like Kidz Bop, it is actual children torturing you with their song.

To add insult to injury, they have their own MySpace page, a place where you can check out hits such as "I'm in the Lord's Army", "Give Me Oil in My Lamp" and "My God is So Big". If that doesn't make you vomit you can also check out Worship Jamz MySpace Page, where they do a version of my least favorite praise song ever - "Awesome God".

I lost faith a long time ago, but even I can aprreciate the beauty of a good hymn. However, in my opinion, Sunday School Jamz is proof there is no God.

Strollerderby : Sunday School Jamz

My Ears are Bleeding: Sunday School Jamz