That Unfresh Feeling

Adrienne Martini — Fri, 23 May 2008 15:00:00 GMT

I've now rewritten the first sentence of this post four dozen times. If there is a tasteful way to broach this topic, I apparently can't figure out what it is. So, I'll be blunt: your vagina may be imperfect.

Someone had to tell you. Better it's a blogger than someone you care for, right?

Fortunately, eHow has a tutorial up that explains how to have a perfect vagina. Even though the headline is a bit misleading -- the story and tips are more about a healthy vagina than a perfect one -- the idea is intriguing. What makes for a perfect vagina? Is it one of those "eye of the beholder" deals or are there objective standards? And if yours is perfect, what do you win?

Strollerderby : bait-and-switch

That Unfresh Feeling