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Kitchenista: Chocolate Balls! (sans salt)

Adrienne Martini — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 13:00:00 GMT

Sing along with me, kids:

Say, has everybody seen my balls, they're big and salty and brown.
If you ever need a pick, pick me up, just put my balls in your mouth...

In honor of the late, great Isaac Hayes, a recipe for the world's easiest chocolate balls. You may add salt if you so desire.

If you want to make your balls without nuts, use this recipe.

You can make your own call on sucking them. Just be warned that they melt pretty quickly.

Photo credit: Kraft Foods

Top 9 Puzzling Dora Toys

Adrienne Martini — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 18:00:00 GMT

Ah, Dora the Explorer. So innocent. So carefree. So NSFW.

The number one puzzling toy on our list has to be the Dora Aquapet. Did anyone run this design past a kid over the age of ten? And do any of the Aquapet's owners wonder why it keeps ending up in Mommy's nightstand?

The rest of the puzzling toys after the jump.

2) Mmmmm...Dora's eyeballs sure are tasty after you bake them in the oven.

3) For the parent who wants to ensure her kid is beaten up every day at recess, there is the Dora fanny pack.

4) Sometimes, the jokes write themselves: The Fantasy Swirl Castle with Balls.

5) The Dora Knows Your Name Cell Phone. It gets its information from the CIA.

6) A 3-foot tall doll with an enormous head? Sure. That's not creepy at all.

7) The Dora Bounce Buddy Talking Trampoline. When you care enough to induce a head injury.

8) Oral or rectal? The Dora digital thermometer goes both ways.

9) Dora's Talking Cash Register says "Gracias for all of the dough! Have some more crap with my picture on it!"

Best of Famecrawler: Here's Hoping Beckham's Baby Making Days Ain't Over

Rachael Brownell (Redsy) — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 16:09:00 GMT

Posted by Whit

Sure, soccer is all about balls and footwork, but this is ridiculous. Looks like Becks may be riding the bench both on and off the field.

Don't worry, he'll be back to his other ride soon enough.

Photo: Gossip Girls

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