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Best of FameCrawler: Week of December 19th

Whit Honea — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 21:00:00 GMT

Isla Fisher Does NOT Look Old Enough To Be A Mom

Brad and Angelina Don't Spoil Their Kids

Connor Cruise: Dad Tom Skips His Son's Premiere to Promote Valkyrie But Why

Megan Fox is a Step MILF in Waiting

Clay Aiken Pregnant Again!

Jennie Garth: Daughter Weirded Out by "Twilight" Dad Fans

Brit Wants More Kids With K-Fed!

New Halle Berry Topless Pics

Sheen Girls in Car Crash

1981 Murder of Adam Walsh Solved (Photos)

Seal Is A Brave Man

Letterman Asks Jen Aniston: What's In YOUR Uterus?

2 year old rescued from well

Brett Singer — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:45:00 GMT

Other than Borat's little ditty about throwing, ahem, certain people down a well, anyone falling down a well is not funny. So it's nice to report that a 2-year-old girl in New Delhi who fell down a well while playing has been rescued.

The girl's name is Vandana, and she kept asking for "fruit and sweets," which they sent to her by rope.

This little detail is interesting: The mother was "kept away from the well because...rescuers feared she would become emotional and upset the child, but her father was constantly talking to her to keep her conscious." This implies that the child wasn't upset, which for a 2 year old is pretty impressive.

Also interesting is that this is the sixth time in two years a little one was pulled out of a well in India; the last time was January 30.

Anyone remember Baby Jessica? She's 21 now, and last year she received over $1 million in donations sent while she was trapped.

Video of the rescue is on CNN.com. Pretty dramatic.

image: CNN.com

Fame is Good. July 25th.

Rachael Brownell (Redsy) — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 17:15:00 GMT

Famecrawler proves today that:

Once in awhile, it's nice to read about celebs who are a might less screwed up than Britney.

Pamela Anderson Tells Sons About Sex Tape, Condemning Them to a Porn-Free Adolescence

Alisyn — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:37:00 GMT

It probably goes without saying that we all have secrets in our pasts that we'd rather not have to explain to our kids: in fact, I'd like to just scratch the years between 18 and 23 off my permanent record entirely. I did some things I'm not proud of, but nothing that I'm ashamed of. At least, not that I'm aware of...

l can't even begin to imagine the awkward semantics involved in having to explain away something like an outrageously graphic, world-famous sex tape, the way Pamela Anderson recently had to with sons Brandon, 10, and Dylan, 9. Oh, what a proud moment that must've been. Pammy told the London Sun how and why she let the kids in on her and Daddy Tommy Lee's not-so-little secret (which, to be honest, I am shocked they hadn't heard of before - what are pubescent boys doing for fun nowadays?):

"They really wanted to see 'Borat' [in which Pamela and the sex tape play prominent roles] and I finally had a breakdown and let them because all their friends had... I said, 'There are a few things we have to talk about before you see 'Borat.'' And they go: 'We know about the magazines.' So that was one gone!... I said: 'You know, when your dad and I were first together we used to video tape everything. Everybody's naked, hugging, kissing, all that good stuff and someone stole the tape."

As the threesome watched the film, Pamela tried to nonchalantly censor the bits that mention the tape: "I kind of went 'la la la la la la la' over the parts I didn't want them to hear," she said. But mom's hijinks weren't enough to keep the kids from putting two and two together. "When we were watching [her youngest son] Dylan goes: 'You mean everybody has seen this?' And I said, 'Yes.'"

Oof.

So, what do the kids think of Mom's sex symbol status? Not much, really. "They don’t think of me like that. They know I’m at school with the neon vest parking cars and doing safety patrol,” said Pam.

Suuuuuuuuure they do. Because they are the most pure-minded, innocent, angelic little boys on the face of the earth. Just don't show them Barb Wire, Pamela, or they'll really start to question your judgment.