Political Nanny: Nothing Says 'Hope' and Like a Progressive Perma-Wedgie

Madeline Holler — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 14:33:00 GMT

Posted by Political Nanny

More political playthings, but this one's in your pants! Underwear featuring Barack Obama's face and this non-political statement: Ohhhhhh-bama!

100 percent cotton, 0 percent class. Here's what the makers have to say about the Ohhh-Bama Classic Thong.

Panty-minimalists love our casual thong that covers sweet spots without covering your assets; putting an end to panty-lines. This under-goodie is "outta sight" in low-rise pants. Toss these message panties onstage at your favorite rock star or share a surprise message with someone special ... later.

Made in the USA (where else?). Sorry, not available in Hillary or McCain versions.

Does this thong get your vote?

Mother's Day Gift Ideas from Cafe Press

Stefania Pomponi Butler (CityMama) — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 16:32:00 GMT

Mother's Day is coming up and Cafe Press is pushing their mom-wear hard. Don't know what to get your mama for Mother's Day? There's still plenty of time to order your personalized gift. After all, nothing says "I love you, Mom" like a v-neck tee, refrigerator magnet, cap, or mug.

If your mom is Mary J. Blige, she might enjoy this design:

You know how if you have a really unusual name it's hard to find a personalized plastic license plate or a pencil? Think of how moms who are there for us during one of life's most difficult times feel. Finally, thanks to one thoughtful seller on Cafe Press, there is a way to say, "Hey Mom. I know your job is an emotional drain and over the years there hasn't always been a lot of love leftover for me, but I really appreciate everything that you are. P.S. I'm used to the smell of embalming fluid now."

Finally, this design probably has no business being in the Mother's Day section, but it's not for me to decide how Abercrombie-and-Fitch-loving teenage boys choose to honor their friends' mothers. Mother's Day is no time for judgment, my friends. Plus this on a t-shirt will look tight layered over an oxford shirt and tie, yo!

There. Now you can't say you don't know what to get your mom for Mother's Day. You're welcome.

Strollerderby : cafe press

Political Nanny: Nothing Says 'Hope' and Like a Progressive Perma-Wedgie

Mother's Day Gift Ideas from Cafe Press