Strollerderby : christian aguilera

Best of FameCrawler: Week of July 4th

Whit Honea — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 21:00:00 GMT

Jennifer Aniston-Mama To Be?

A-Rod's Wife Cynthia Rodriguez Dating Madonna's Ex Lenny Kravitz

Christina Aguilera Keeps Marriage Alive With Cocktails

Remember When Entertainment Tonight Insisted That The Brangelina Twins Were Already Born...?

Nicole Kidman's Heartbreak

Birth for Angelina Jolie? They Say it Happened!

Cindy Brady Gone Wild!

OMG! Britney Has A Boyfriend - You'll Never Guess!

Gwyneth Paltrow, Without Pants

Guy Ritchie's Mother Is Fuming Over Madonna Divorce Talk

Naomi Watts, Liev Schreiber Expecting Baby #2

Maggie Gyllenhaal Makes Choices With Ramona In Mind

Hey look! Xtina had twins!

Brett Singer — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 01:14:00 GMT

This might be more of a Famecrawler thing but I couldn't resist: Christina Aguilera made an appearance on ELLEN, discussing her new son Max and showing off her ample bosoms. The video is worth watching, but here are some highlights:

1. Degeneres makes a comment on how nice the new mom is looking:

Ellen: You look great, one question are you nursing?

Christina: I guess it’s a little obvious.

Ellen: It’s going to be healthy baby boy.

Some bloggers found this to be a weird comment; I thought it was the most interesting thing Ellen said during the entire interview. Yes, Ellen was talking about her chest. And your point is…?

2. Christina's son Max had a bris, which was decorated with penis balloons. Large-size penis balloons, which were…

3. …intended to show that Mr. Aguilera (aka Jordan Bratman) is well-hung (at least I think that's what Christina meant when she said "For our family, we got big ones! There you go baby.")

4. Dang. And you thought Pam Anderson's kids would be popular with the neighborhood boys. Can you say "Stacy's Mom Syndrome"?

5. The Aguilera-Bratmans get big points for naming the kid something normal. Perhaps the days of "Rumer" (Bruce Willis and Demi Moore) and "Seven" (Erykah Badu and Andre "3000" Benjamin) are behind us?

Also: for the gentiles in our audience, penis balloons are not generally part of the bris experience. But hey, different strokes and all that.

Here's the video. Enjoy:

Pregcellent: Enough With the Naked Pregnant Celebrities Already!

Kelly Mills — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 18:32:00 GMT

Christina Aguilera is on the cover of January's Marie Claire, buck nekked and pregnant as all get out. I think that since Demi Moore did it waaay back in 1991 for Vanity Fair, we've had the opportunity to see about 75 thousand naked pregnant celebrities in magazines. If you are old like me, you might remember that when Demi posed sans clothes for Annie Leibovitz, there was a big brouhaha. Was it empowering or exploitative? Should knocked up ladies be sexy? But that was the 90's. Now? Eh. But don't worry, I can still manage to work up some pissy anger over the whole thing.

Lord knows I have no problems with nudity (in fact I'm on the pro side of it) and sure, pregnant women can be sex symbols. Be my guest. But I'm starting to get irritated with the phenomenon because of course the burgeoning stars are given the same treatment as everyone in magazines, meaning they are airbrushed and shrunk down and reshaped into this bizarre aesthetic. (I'll add that Xtina is one of those celebs who gets the mighty computer treatment in almost every photo I've ever seen, so she looks like she's made of a strange polymer. She might be a pretty lady in true life, but it's hard to know what she actually looks like with all that retouchification.) And the result is that instead of all these pics being an affirmation of the sexy power of a woman 7 months along, we get an impossible, unrealistic, and frankly weird standard of beauty that pregnant women get to aspire to. Joy.

Stretch marks, the pregnant ass, weird pigmentation, swollen ankles--hey, that's a normal pregnancy for you. But the only things these stars show is a round belly and the bigger-than-before boobies. I'll give my undying love to any famous lady who poses naked in a magazine, far along in her pregnancy and untouched by computers. It might even be sexy.