14-Year-Old Pregnant Girl Arrested for Drunk Driving

Cole Gamble — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 15:00:00 GMT

Personally, I find the most disturbing part of this story is the fact we must use the term “girl”, not “woman”. But that's me, maybe something else bothers you more. If you get off on disturbing yourself, this is the gift that keeps on giving. Let’s break down the main elements:

A) A) A pregnant 14-year-old;

B) B) Getting visibly drunk;

C) C) Then driving drunk (without a license of course. A license to drive, that is, not a license for drunk driving.);

D) D) Drunk driving dangerously and erratically;

E) E) Making Jesus cry.

As famed crack enthusiast Whitney Houston once said, “I believe the children are the future.”

According to the arresting officer’s report:

Acting Sergeant Kevin Crawford told the Northern Advocate the girl, who was four months pregnant, was stopped after her driving caught police attention.

She allegedly gave a false name and had difficulty spelling it.

She was forbidden to drive and taken to Whangarei police station, where she recorded a breath-alcohol level of 828mcg. The legal limit for drivers under 20 is 150mcg and driving licenses are not issued to people under 15.

The girl would be referred to Youth Aid, Mr. Crawford said.

Ya, this happened in New Zealand, but does it really matter where it took place? Thanks to our sister site, Nerve for this breaking news.

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Pregnant Woman Commits a Kick Ass Citizen's Arrest

Hannah Tennant-Moore — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 19:00:00 GMT

A Canadian woman named Amanda Bourque is being hailed a national hero—and she’s crediting her raging pregnancy hormones. After witnessing a Pontiac Grand Prix swerve onto the sidewalk, sending garbage cans flying, a super pregnant Bourque gave chase. She was pretty sure the Grand Prix was being commandeered by either a drunkard or a three-year-old and she resolved to get him off the road as soon as possible.

For ten minutes, Bourque, nine months pregnant, trailed the erratic driver, who tried to dodge her, but to no avail. Eventually, the driver crashed into another car. Bourque used her own car to sandwich him in, and the alleged drunk driver was apprehended by police. Of her vehicular heroics, Bourque commented, “I was so mad that he tried to run me off the road, just absolutely furious. And being hormonal, it’s a little bit worse.”

The Ontario Police Constable has said she’ll nominate Bourque for a public service award. But I’m thinking bigger. Adventures of SuperPreggo comic book, anyone?

Photo: Pawel Dwulit/Windsor Star

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/archive/2008/07/15/pregnant-woman-apprehends-a-thief.aspx

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