XBox Writes Santa Letter for Your Kids

JeanneSager — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 14:06:00 GMT

Vista may not be Microsoft's biggest flub of the year. Hard to believe, I know, but a form letter generator for kids begging for their XBox this holiday might just beat the blue screen of death bombing operating system for the Worst Attempt At Being Useful Award.

To help convince doubting Thomases and Thomasinas that life without an XBox is a fate worse than having Mom pick them up from school in her PJs and curlers, Microsoft is letting kids choose their words from multiple choice drop-down menus. The XBox site lets them pick a recipient, a holiday (Festivus is on there for you Seinfeld fans), a means of celebration and list of four Microsoft products (talk about a monopoly). It even lets them clue you in on why they really deserve your major cash investment - ie. they've been "oder-free" all year long.

Ralphie's ode to his Red Rider BB gun this isn't. The results of my husband taking a spin to convince me he really needs an XBox (sadly, he's only half joking!) were amusing in that Mad Libs kind of way. But if one of these came from a kid, I'd be tempted to send them back to the drawing board to write a proper Santa letter one hundred times. Sorry kiddo, if you can't summon the passion to write your own letter, Mommy can't summon the $200-something it would take to bring home one of those babies.

On second thought, let 'em "write" it. A half-assed attempt on their part should earn them a half-assed attempt at holiday shopping, right? Coal it is.

Image: XBox (the husband's attempt at humor)

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Mrs. Robinson Alive and Living in Jersey

JeanneSager — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 15:59:00 GMT

Josette Taylor claimed the MILF title in her New Jersey neighborhood this week. The fifty-three-year-old mom admitted to having sex with her one of her son's buddies. But that's not where this momma went off the train tracks.

The boy was just fifteen. At least Benjamin Braddock was out of college and able to drink before Mrs. Robinson showed him there's even more to life than plastics. A mother of two (her son is sixteen, her daughter twenty), Taylor was apparently a walking cliche. Her husband? A doctor. Her home? A mansion worth well over one million dollars.

Now the bored Jersey broad's facing up to five years in prison for sexual assault. As well as some looks of embarrassment and disgust from her kids.

Koo-koo-ka-choo.

Source: Newark Star Ledger

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