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Condom Maker Offers $1Mil to Miley Cyrus to Sell Rubbers

Cole Gamble — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 17:00:00 GMT

Lifestyles condoms has offered 1 million dollars to Hannah Montana to rep their product in an effort to get more teens to use them. In addition to the payday, Lifestyles is also offering Miley a lifetime supply of the condoms.

Of course just the mere mention of the offer does nothing for Cyrus' attempt to get off the Brittany Spears over-sexualized image train started by those Vanity Fair back bearing photos. She's still a Disney property, and one imagines Disney won't cotton to their top talent hawking prophylactics. Besides, isn't a million dollars to Miley Cyrus, like, her lip gloss budget?

Of course Lifestyle sis probably just trying to drum up some free advertising, which brings us to the larger question: is it a problem to market condoms to kids? Miley is fifteen; one would assume Lifestyles is aiming for that demo. Many believe even the mention of condoms with teens will encourage them to have more sex. I believe availability to condoms encourages kids to have more safe sex. Kids are gonna have sex. To think introducing them to condoms activates their sexuality, well that's like the tail wagging the horny dog. From personal experience, I can tell you, you could have given me a lifetime supple of condoms when I was a teen and it wouldn't have gotten me laid anymore than before.

What do you think, are condoms corrupting our youth, or should we be tossing them out at schools like confetti?

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Political Nanny Cam: Girl Hillary Gone Wild

Madeline Holler — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:27:00 GMT

Posted by Political Nanny

Will all the beer-drinking and whiskey shooting come back to haunt Hillary? See for yourself with this 'Hillary Gone Wild' video (includes preview of "John McCain: Heat" and "Barack Obama: Bitter Confessions").

Joe Francis Will Make "MILFs Gone Wild" Film

Kelly Mills — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 22:03:00 GMT

Joe Francis, creator of the frat house staple, the "Girls Gone Wild" video series, announced he's gonna make a new video. This time, the subject isn't coeds on spring break, but instead, hot moms breastfeeding their babies. Hmm, why the new subject matter? Francis says, "The sexy mom is every guy's fantasy." Okaaay, but could it have anything to do with the fact that Francis was convicted last month of filming underage girls, and banned from shooting in the Florida spring break locales of choice?

Some in the media have already expressed outrage that Francis would use footage of mothers openly nursing their kids in public, claiming that it further fetishizes breasts and makes it harder for women to gain legitimacy for nursing in public. I totally disagree, and now I'm all irritated by the hysteria. Look, I doubt Francis' motives are pure, but puh-leeze. The more times we see boobies in public and on video and television and so on, the more likely it is that folks in restaurants and airplanes will stop trying to ban the moms who are simply doing the most natural thing in the world. The "Girls Gone Wild" series has already made tit-flashing kind of expected in many circles, and if lactating mothers get to go out for a nice dinner because of a sucessful video series, then so be it. And we can't very well moan about being banned for breastfeeding on one hand and decry the Francis ta-ta focus on the other. Repeat after me: There's nothing wrong with surviving on naked breasts, whether the person who profits is Joe Francis or an infant.

New in Family-Friendly Dining News: Girls Gone Wild, The Restaurant!

Alisyn — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 19:07:00 GMT

Finally. It's here! A family-friendly, inviting and sure to be delicious new chain of eating establishments that has something for everyone. Everyone who likes their buffalo wings served a side of boobs, that is.

Joe Francis, creator of the popular Girls Gone Wild video empire, is launching a chain of GGW restaurants, the first two of which are expected to open mid-summer in Cabo San Lucas and Cancun, Mexico. (Also in the works: GGW clothing and swimwear lines. Ugh.) Sources say Francis insists that there will be no stripping or filming in the restaurants, where he hopes women will feel "sexy, exciting and edgy."

At this point in my life, going out to dinner is pretty much my only source of entertainment, save for the occasional night at the movies or at a show. And seventy-five percent of my eating out is done with my two young daughters, so I am beyond thrilled that GGW: The Restaurant will be opening its doors soon (outside of Mexico, Francis projects that more restaurants will be welcomed with open arms in other resort and/or college towns around the U.S.). Because burgers and beers are so much more "edgy" and "exciting" when the waitress who brings them to the table is shaking her boobs in mommy's face like it's the first night of spring break in Key West, 2007!! Yeah!!! WOOOOOO!!!!

Every, single parent I know laments the lack of child-friendly restaurants in their area. But not anymore. Thanks, Joe Francis. We owe you one.

[Via MamaPop]