Best of Famecrawler: This Man Wants You to Sit on His Lap

Rachael Brownell (Redsy) — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 17:57:00 GMT

Mario Lopez is stepping forward to say he was not the father of the baby that Britney Spears supposedly miscarried earlier this year. Lopez, an Extra correspondent and ex-Dancing With The Stars contestant, says the rumors are unfounded. "This particular headline with Britney and the baby… it is laughable.” Sorry Mario, but I didn't hear a word you said - I was too busy trying to will that red cloth to fall down.

Who am I kidding? Britney could have gotten pregnant by a million other guys, including K-Fed or the local Starbucks barista who got on her good side by topping all her Frappuccinos with a dusting of cocaine. But I couldn't find any pictures of them baring a nicely-tanned ass-cheek, so I decided to write about Mario today. It's sort of like the casting couch, except with naughty pictures and bloggers.

Meanwhile:

Paul is vying for sole custody of Beatrice
Chucky Sheen wants more babies
Steve Carrell is magic (cuz Whit says so)

Strollerderby : mario lopez

Best of Famecrawler: This Man Wants You to Sit on His Lap