George Clooney's Not Interested in Marriage. Millions of Mommy Fantasies Just Got a Little Sweeter.

Jessica Ashley (Sassafrass) — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 16:27:00 GMT

George Clooney's outed himself as totally uninterested in a wife. More specifically, George Clooney's cousin has done the talking, most likely over-sharing in the way only a relative can just before a big holiday gathering, saying that the actor isn't interested in marriage and thus, the possibility of divorce. You know why this doesn't bother me a (*cough*) lick?

Because this man is a giver, timelessly beautiful, an undeterrable prankster and quite talented. Did I mention smoking hot already? Because bearded, gray, bloated up, hobbling along on crutches, smoking in a movie, in color or black and white, opposite anyone including Matt Damon, on Roseanne or ER, stealing casinos blind or in a big long old man beard, that man smo-kin. While I am very happy (in the People magazine reader sort of way) that he's with the lovely Sarah Lawson in real life, quite honestly, in my own dreams he doesn't need to be (errrrm) attached to anyone else.

Perhaps I've given away too much. Maybe even over-disclosed. But mamas -- and papas...hell, this is an open and accepting party -- I know you hear me (ahem) knocking. George Clooney, I applaud you for keeping my fantasies pure and simple by swearing off allegiances to any other women in your real life. And all that's left to say is: Good night, and good luck.

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George Clooney's Not Interested in Marriage. Millions of Mommy Fantasies Just Got a Little Sweeter.