Crafty: Anatomy Lesson

Adrienne Martini — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 18:30:00 GMT

Let's say that you had a kid asking questions about her special ladyparts. Or, say, a kid asking questions about why his sister doesn't have a penis. And let's also say that you have some pink yarn, some black yarn and a crochet hook lying around.

You can see where this might be going. The item at right is not an oxygen mask. The rest of the post is NSFW, fyi.

Thanks to blogger Aunt B., you can crochet your own cooter. What you do with it beyond that point is up to you.

Just think of the possibilities for customization. You could give it a crocheted Brazilian. Or a lovely little piercing. Or finally use up that skein of fun fur. You are limited only by your imagination.

And, yes, you're welcome.

Photos from tinycatpants.wordpress.com

Top 9 Puzzling Dora Toys

Adrienne Martini — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 18:00:00 GMT

Ah, Dora the Explorer. So innocent. So carefree. So NSFW.

The number one puzzling toy on our list has to be the Dora Aquapet. Did anyone run this design past a kid over the age of ten? And do any of the Aquapet's owners wonder why it keeps ending up in Mommy's nightstand?

The rest of the puzzling toys after the jump.

2) Mmmmm...Dora's eyeballs sure are tasty after you bake them in the oven.

3) For the parent who wants to ensure her kid is beaten up every day at recess, there is the Dora fanny pack.

4) Sometimes, the jokes write themselves: The Fantasy Swirl Castle with Balls.

5) The Dora Knows Your Name Cell Phone. It gets its information from the CIA.

6) A 3-foot tall doll with an enormous head? Sure. That's not creepy at all.

7) The Dora Bounce Buddy Talking Trampoline. When you care enough to induce a head injury.

8) Oral or rectal? The Dora digital thermometer goes both ways.

9) Dora's Talking Cash Register says "Gracias for all of the dough! Have some more crap with my picture on it!"

Strollerderby : nsfw

Crafty: Anatomy Lesson

Top 9 Puzzling Dora Toys