Strollerderby : pamela anderson

Best of FameCrawler: Week of September 26th

Whit Honea — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 20:00:00 GMT

Lindsay Lohan Trumps Clay Aiken's 'Oh, Hey, I'm A Gay Dad' Reveal. Sort Of. Maybe.

Criss Angel Car Crash Video

Was Oprah Found Dead?

Travis Barker and DJ AM's Plane Crash Explained?

Suri Cruise is Isolated and Lonely

Travis Barker Plane Crash: Statement Issued

Pamela Anderson's New Playboy Spread (Photos)

Sharon Stone Loses Custody of Child

Britney's Womanizer Leaked

Is Criss Angel Dead?

Sarah Palin Disney Movie: Head of Skate

From The There Is A God Files: Patrick Dempsey Likes A Good Spanking

Best of FameCrawler: 9-19-08

Whit Honea — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 20:00:00 GMT

Pam Anderson Marries Fat Old Guy (Photos)

CNN Newsmaker Found Dead With Child At Side

Sarah Palin's Daughter Caught Doing Drugs On Tape

Amy Poehler Crying About Everything These Days

Ryan and Redmond O'Neal Arrested for Meth Possession (Photos)

Megan Fox in a Bikini!

Josh Howard Hates America? The National Anthem Video

Sarah Palin's Tanning Bed

Mary Louise Parker Naked on Weeds: Photo!

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden Splitting Up?

All I Want For Christmas Is A Sarah Palin Action Figure

Keira Knightley's Odd Reason For Wanting To Be Pregnant

Kid Rock says kids should steal everything

Brett Singer — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 19:00:00 GMT

You know how those kids today are downloading their music from the Internets without paying for it? Kid Rock has some advice for them.

This isn't a new video; it came out over the summer but I only just heard about it. As some of the commenters on YouTube point out, he's being sarcastic – Kid may have a complicated love life (Hey! Maybe he'll marry Pam Anderson again!) but I don't think he actually wants your children to go out pillaging at the local mall. At least this PSA is cleverer than the music industry's other tactic to keep kids away from file-sharing networks – suing them for millions of dollars.

image: spike.com, source: Howard Stern Radio Show

Disturbing Origins of 5 Nursery Rhymes

Naked Harry Potter pics hit the web

I can tell how much you orgasm because of how you walk

Best of FameCrawler: Week of August 8th

Whit Honea — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 20:00:00 GMT

Is Bernie Mac Dead?

John Edwards - Mistress, Love Child & Hush Money

Barbara Walters Wants Sherri Shepherd Off The View

Helena Bonham Confirms Her Baby's Name-Finally

Angelina and Brad's First Picture of the Twins! Meet Knox and Vivienne Jolie-Pitt!

Pictures of Knox and Vivienne Jolie-Pitt Faked?!

Pamela Anderson: Boob Shots Only Please

Alessandra Ambrosio Gives Birth?

Knox & Vivienne Here!! Photo!!!

First Pictures of Vivienne and Knox Jolie-Pitt Mean Goodbye Brangelina

Is Pam Anderson a Better Mom Than I Am?

Jen Chaney — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 13:02:00 GMT

Pamela Anderson is making me feel bad about myself.

The serial marrier and former "Baywatch" babe told Ellen DeGeneres this week that she only gets three or four hours of sleep each night. Why? Because she feels compelled to get up early each morning, make breakfast for her two sons and take them to school.

"Usually I get in around three or four in the morning, and I'm up at 6:30 a.m. with my kids," she explained.

Now, one might ask exactly why Pammy is getting home in the middle of the night. Because she has to hit the celebrity party circuit, of course. Look, that's part of her job. Most of us have to go to meetings, make powerpoint presentations, dial in to a few conference calls. Pam has to put on a body-hugging outfit, pose for some photos, throw back a few complimentary beverages and try to decide which slacker semi-celeb to wed next. It's all in a day's work.

Here's why I feel bad: I go to bed much earlier than Anderson but I still have a very hard time waking up early in the morning. On most days, my husband (a definite morning person) is the first one up and attending to our son. I'm awake by 7:15 or so, but I still feel like a slacker because I have to peel myself off the mattress. And I invariably feel exhausted for at least part of the day.

Am I the only mom who covets her morning snooze and can't bear to give it up? How does Pam Anderson find the strength to rise so early? And is it really necessary for her to make me feel guilty about my sleeping habits when she already makes me feel inferior for not having the body of a Barbie doll with a boob job?

Photo: Askmen.com

Best of Famecrawler: David Beckham Happy To Bare Butt Cheeks For Gay Fans

Rachael Brownell (Redsy) — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 17:27:00 GMT

Posted by HerBadMother

Wow. Just, wow.

I've worried, in the past, about the consequences on the psyches of Hollywood offspring from being exposed to hypersexualized parents. You know, moms who don't wear underpants, moms who inflate their boobs and wear see-through shirts, that kind of thing. Which all seems pretty tame, now, when considered against the sprawling butt cheeks of David Beckham, exposed for all the world - above, on the cover of the magazine, Attitude - like the firmest of melons, begging to be violated in the most fruit-mashing ways. Butt-cheeks spread brazenly across bedsheets, with - do I even need to point this out? - the tattooed name of his firstborn child emblazoned above them, so that whomever it is that imagines the violation of said butt will have something to read.

I think that it's great that David likes being a gay icon. I think that the world needs more gay icons. But in the pursuit of iconic gay status, David might want to consider the possibility that exploiting one's child's name as an iconic ass-garnish is maybe stepping over a line or two.

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Pamela Anderson Tells Sons About Sex Tape, Condemning Them to a Porn-Free Adolescence

Alisyn — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:37:00 GMT

It probably goes without saying that we all have secrets in our pasts that we'd rather not have to explain to our kids: in fact, I'd like to just scratch the years between 18 and 23 off my permanent record entirely. I did some things I'm not proud of, but nothing that I'm ashamed of. At least, not that I'm aware of...

l can't even begin to imagine the awkward semantics involved in having to explain away something like an outrageously graphic, world-famous sex tape, the way Pamela Anderson recently had to with sons Brandon, 10, and Dylan, 9. Oh, what a proud moment that must've been. Pammy told the London Sun how and why she let the kids in on her and Daddy Tommy Lee's not-so-little secret (which, to be honest, I am shocked they hadn't heard of before - what are pubescent boys doing for fun nowadays?):

"They really wanted to see 'Borat' [in which Pamela and the sex tape play prominent roles] and I finally had a breakdown and let them because all their friends had... I said, 'There are a few things we have to talk about before you see 'Borat.'' And they go: 'We know about the magazines.' So that was one gone!... I said: 'You know, when your dad and I were first together we used to video tape everything. Everybody's naked, hugging, kissing, all that good stuff and someone stole the tape."

As the threesome watched the film, Pamela tried to nonchalantly censor the bits that mention the tape: "I kind of went 'la la la la la la la' over the parts I didn't want them to hear," she said. But mom's hijinks weren't enough to keep the kids from putting two and two together. "When we were watching [her youngest son] Dylan goes: 'You mean everybody has seen this?' And I said, 'Yes.'"

Oof.

So, what do the kids think of Mom's sex symbol status? Not much, really. "They don’t think of me like that. They know I’m at school with the neon vest parking cars and doing safety patrol,” said Pam.

Suuuuuuuuure they do. Because they are the most pure-minded, innocent, angelic little boys on the face of the earth. Just don't show them Barb Wire, Pamela, or they'll really start to question your judgment.

Note to Celebrity Would-Be Parents: Adopting Foreign Children Begins Downhill Slide from A-List to the B-List

Kelly Mills — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 16:03:00 GMT

I’m pretty sure the celebrity trend of adopting children from other countries is going the way of Kabbalah and really long hair extensions. While Angelina made it chic, and Madonna made it controversial, now Pamela Anderson’s musings in her online diary make me wonder if she plans to bring home a Russian orphan or two. When B-lister Pam jumps on a trend, well, it’s only a matter of time before we hear about Tara Reid trying to smuggle home an infant from a far-off land. The orphan version of the lottery may be coming to an end. Sorry Paris, you missed the boat on this one.

While Pam made the trek to Moscow to host the MTV Russian Film Awards and to campaign for animal rights, once she was there she thought she’d pop into the local orphanage and ~~browse for~~ visit the children. She describes the experience as “sad but inspiring”. The kids, she says, are “happy despite having nothing – really nothing, including parents.” Wait a minute- you mean these kids in the orphanage don’t even have parents?

But before you rush out and look up her baby registry, she does go on to say, “It's very difficult to adopt from Russia unless you are Russian or living in Russia.” What kind of talk is that, Pam? Has the breakup with Kid Rock completely shaken your confidence? Angelina doesn’t seem to be having any trouble bringing home babies from anywhere. Next you’ll be telling me you can’t get a table at the Four Seasons without a reservation…

Tommy Lee Lets Kids Play with Guns; Pammy's Not Happy

Stefania Pomponi Butler (CityMama) — Wed, 21 Feb 2007 12:01:00 GMT

Pamela Anderson is calling Tommy Lee out for letting their sons Brandon, 10, and Dylan, 9, play with dangerous toy guns and knives. Actually, her neighbors are calling him out because they are tired of those punk-ass kids firing at their homes.

Pammy "Baby, that is one weenis!!!" Anderson claims it's all Tommy's fault because he's the kiddie arms dealer supplying the youngsters with pellet guns (yes, guns that actually shoot things) and knives.

'Kay, is anyone shocked that Tommy Lee is making poor choices when it comes to his kids? I mean, he's Tommy Lee, fercryinoutloud. *Double rock 'n roll horns!*