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Best of FameCrawler: Week of December 5th

Whit Honea — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 21:00:00 GMT

Tom Cruise Has Creepy Ideas

What's In Christina Aguilera's Locket?

A-Rod Cheating on Madonna With Melissa Britos? (Photos)

Matthew McConaughey Going Bongo in Brazil

Britney's Hidden Messages: Bringing New Meaning To The Term 'MILF'

MC Breed Has Died

Gwen Stefani and the Men in Her Life - Photos

Jennifer Hudson's Brother-In-Law Arrested For Murder Of Family

NBC is Pissed: Britney Cancels Performance at Last Second

Clay Aiken is a Push-Over

From Fat To Fab: Ricki Lake Lost 140 Pounds!

Guess Which Gossip Girl Is Pregnant?

Best of FameCrawler: Week of May 9th

Whit Honea — Fri, 09 May 2008 20:00:00 GMT

Hello, Harlow!

Sheyla Hershey's Got Big (Size FFF) Dreams

Nicole Kidman: DUMPED

Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Post Baby Bikini Bod!

Secrets of How Celebrity Moms Lost Their Baby Weight

Britney Finally Gets Her Boys

Oh My God That Britney's Shameless: Oops, She Did It AGAIN?

Pregnant Posh! Beckham Baby on the Way!

Sarah Jessica Parker's Pregnancy News!

Laura Fay Is N.Y. Rep. Vito Fossella's Baby Mama

Best of Famecrawler: Good Help is Hard to Find

Rachael Brownell (Redsy) — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 17:10:00 GMT

Post by Bad Kitty

Victoria and David Beckham, here with 4 year old son Romeo and Victoria's incredibly expensive handbag, are having some domestic troubles. That is, "domestics" trouble -- their two nannies just quit in a huff. I hope you're sitting down, because this will be shocking: it seems that Victoria can take a tone at times. And she expected them to be her hand maidens, doing dishes, laundry, cooking, and probably whatever else came into that so stylish head, like going to fetch a blow up doll to fool the paparazzi. I know. The shaking just stopped for me, too.

Puhleez. I call candyass on the nannies. They knew what they were getting, and they knew what they had. The girls were with the Beckhams for a while, six months for one, a year for the other. It's not like Victoria woke up last Monday and said, "Those nannies need a firm grip. I'm really going to put them through their paces, starting now."

Even if the world (including those nannies before they started the jobs) didn't have the benefit of a 24/7 chronicle of the Beckham's every move, just look at them. You can smell the air of dissatisfied nouveau riche emanating from them. They want things a certain way, they paid damn good money to get their faintest desire, and they will have it, so stop sniffling and get cracking!

I have to respect that Victoria, she's a woman who knows her mind. She's famous, loaded and doing Becks whenever she wants because of it -- that's her talent. She might be a pain to work for, but the woman is an inspiration for the rest of us.

Source: Celebs and Bubs

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Posh Putting Spice Girls on a Diet. You Know, If She Can Work Up the Strength.

Jessica Ashley (Sassafrass) — Thu, 05 Jul 2007 18:27:00 GMT

So it seems that Victoria Beckham, still known to most of the tabloid-drooling world as Posh Spice, has cooked up a diet and exercise regimen to get her bandmates in shape for their upcoming Spice Girls reunion tour. Maybe "cooked up" is pushing it. You know, since the diet is oh-so-unshockingly her own secret of starvation success: strawberries, lettuce and edamame. And with all the energy that sparks in her size 14x pre-teen body, Posh does 200 sit-ups a day.

Sit-ups and strawberries? Is this genius plan supposed to work for the very pregnant Emma Bunton and for Mel B, who just gave birth five minutes ago? Although I'm no poster mama for getting back into fighting (or dancing around in spandex and acrylic platform boot) shape, I am having a hard time believing that this diet would serve a mother well who is breastfeeding or even needs just enough strength to lift a bottle of formula to the baby's mouth, let alone aide in the final weeks of gestation with all that brain development and whatnot.

If this is true (because the celeb goss gods would not impart such insider information to us if it weren't, right?), then I would just advise the Spice Mamas in the group to put down the lettuce leaves for a sec and take a look at the four bezillion pictures of Vicky online. She never smiles. Ever. And there's a reason for that: She's hungry as a mutha and she's probably got terrible neck pain from doing sit-ups, which haven't been cool to do since the Jane Fonda era. You can bet yer jiggly ass that could all be taken care of in as long as it takes to walk down to the burrito shack and scarf a Milky Way. Remember that during "lunch time," ladies.

[photo credit: Getty via People]