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&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;If you wern&amp;#39;t afraid of clowns before, now&amp;#39;s the time to start.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;#2 Vern Fonk Insurance Happy Holidays&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;


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&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Merry Christmas, from Satan&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;


&lt;p&gt;#3 Go Jesus&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I don&amp;#39;t know. I kind of like Bust a Move Jesus. You think our Lord and Savior can&amp;#39;t shake his ass? Sinner!

&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;#4 Mom is Santa&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;When you discover mom is a dominatrix, you&amp;#39;ve actually discovered two things. Dad&amp;#39;s the gimp. &lt;/p&gt;


&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;#5 A Very Scary Christmas&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Do you think Freddy and Jason get into a fight over who gets to carve the ham?&lt;/p&gt;


&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;#6 Santa Takes a Dump&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Can Santa sue for defamation of character? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;


&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;#7 Christmas Morning Meltdown&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;


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&lt;p&gt;To be fair, that&amp;#39;s how I reacted last Christmas when I got the diamond-studded Hummer 2 instead of the diamond-studdied Hummer 3 I asked for.&lt;/p&gt;



&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;#8 Mistletoe Surprise &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;Thanks, Canadian company I can&amp;#39;t remember. You runied Christmas with dog&amp;#39;s nards. Congrats!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;


&lt;p&gt;#9 The Dancing, Stripping Christmas Present &lt;/p&gt;


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