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Suri Cruise: Most Powerful Child On The Planet

Brett Singer — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 18:10:00 GMT

This is such an odd piece of news.

Suri Cruise, daughter of Tom "Who Needs Doctors When You Can Take Vitamins" Cruise and Katie "Is She Being Held Prisoner" Holmes has been declared "most influential celebrity kid". Now what is the source of this important ranking? Us Magazine perhaps? The National Enquirer?

No. Forbes magazine. Malcolm must be spinning in his grave.

What method did they use? According to MyHollywood.com, "financial investigators studied Internet presence and press clippings for more than 50 A-list offspring aged five years younger over the course of the last year…used a market research company to gauge the awareness of the kids and consumer-appeal of their celebrity parents." Suri won, with appearances in "more than 2,000 articles over the course of the year."

Here's the top ten if you're curious:

1. Suri Cruise
2. Shiloh Jolie-Pitt
3. Zahara Jolie-Pitt
4. Pax Jolie-Pitt
5. Sam Alexis Woods
6. Cruz Beckham
7. Matilda Rose Ledger
8. David Banda
9. Sean Preston Federline
10. Sam Sheen

By the way, I had to look up Sam Sheen (that's the offspring of Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen). So I feel slightly better about myself.

I have a thought. Why would a celebrity parent want their child to get this much exposure? Is it at all possible to keep kids out of the papers when you're this famous? In the case of a Suri Cruise or any of the Jolie-Pitts, wouldn't it be safer to lay low a little bit? Or does it matter in the age of social networking, photo sharing, and MyFaceSpaceBook?

Plus, this idea of "influential" seems questionable. Would you buy something because Suri Cruise endorsed it?

She is a cute little girl though. Maybe she could do Gap ads or something.

Last thought: How would you handle this sort of thing if you were mega-famous? I'm not sure what I would do, although it's not likely to be a problem in my life. My movie career began and ended when I auditioned for "Adventures in Babysitting" in the 80's.

Source/Images: MyHollywood, Famecrawler

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Hollywood Hook Ups: Infant Edition

SunnyChanel — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 15:20:00 GMT

The dating game just got a whole lot younger. Yesterday the Hollywood gossip site TMZ posted the “How to Build a Supercouple: Infant Edition” where they posed the question “Suri Cruise, Kingston Rossdale and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt were all (allegedly) born of Hollywood supercouples. Which two should hook up to form the greatest couple of them all?”

Of the 74,793 people who voted at the time of this post,(yeah, 74,793 people had an opinion on this) 82% thought that Shiloh and Kingston would be better couple. I can’t believe that they are actually polling about infants “hooking up”. These poor kids, they don’t have a chance. Their dating life is being discussed before they even hit the old age of three. Just wait until they’re thirteen. But what I want to know, what about Shiloh hooking up with Suri?

2007's Top Ten Influential Babies

Karen Murphy — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 20:09:00 GMT

What, you never thought of babies as influential before? Name someone else who can keep you up all night and you hardly mind, wipe various bodily fluids on you and it doesn't cause you to blink or even, after a few months, change your shirt.

See? Babies ARE influential. And celebrity babies, well, they influence the rest of us. We look at what they wear, what pricey gear they're strapped into, and as a result sometimes our chpices are influenced. Ooh! Use the same stroller Shiloh has! Did Apple (I know, I know, old news) ride in a Baby Bjorn or a sling? See what I mean? So you'll likely be able to guess at least five out of this year's Top Ten:

Forbes Magazine, who evidently likes lists of this sort, based this list upon web presence and press clippings over the past year. So I know that the names are familiar.

The complete list of Hollywood's Most Influential Babies:
1) Shiloh Jolie-Pitt
2) Suri Cruise
3) Zahara Jolie-Pitt
4) Sean Preston Spears
5) Pax Jolie-Pitt
6) Sam Alexis Woods
7) Tie: Dannielynn Hope Marshall Birkhead and David Banda
9) Tie: Cruz Beckham and Romeo Beckham

P.S. I think the Beckhams suffered from an unjust lack of press. And who is Sam Woods? I'm so out of touch...

Photo: filmski.net