Barbie Just Got Sluttier

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 13:11:00 GMT

It looks like the new Alice in Wonderland Barbie has either been hanging around with some Bratz dolls or partying with Lindsay Lohan.

Nice eye make-up Barbie. Did you get some collagen? Are you going to a costume party with Ken and Skipper or are you hitting some fetish club with Britney Spears?

What the hell happened to the girl next door? Is that pervert cat looking up her dress?

Go ask Alice. I think she'll know.

[via Boing Boing]

Bratz Dolls Make Barbie Look Reasonable

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah — Mon, 16 Apr 2007 15:36:00 GMT

A marketing study was released recently that showed that mothers were looking to toymakers to make more wholesome and conservative toys for our little girls. While, I agree with the results, a study done by AG Properties (Care Bears, Strawberry Shortcake etc.) is most likely skewed. (Keep in mind, they also only interviewed mothers, not fathers.)

Mir (from Woulda Coulda Shoulda) wrote a fantastic piece on BlogHer called "Sorry, sweetie... Mommy thinks that doll's too skanky". Mir writes about how she had decided long before she had kids that her children would never own a Barbie, and now she is faced with dolls that make Barbie look wholesome.

Look, we all know Barbie is slutty. I know my Barbie got around. She was always making out with Ken and the Donny Osmond doll that my friend Alison had. I can't even imagine what kind of nastiness these Bratz dolls would get up to, especially now that we have some Misfits action figures (yes, I have a Jerry Only Ken doll).

I was in Target with my niece two weeks ago and she said "My Mommy and Daddy say I can't play with Bratz dolls because they wear too much makeup." I say well played brother. The five year old knows they are inappropriate without having to discuss sleaziness.

Anyway, Mir's post stirred up quite the conversation over on BlogHer. Do Bratz dolls get you riled up too?

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Barbie Just Got Sluttier

Bratz Dolls Make Barbie Look Reasonable