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High School Teacher Gets a Little Too Hot With Strip Tease

JeanneSager — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 14:59:00 GMT

Teenagers at a school in Zalaegerszeg, Hungary saw more of their teacher in a two-minute strip tease than I saw of most of my teachers over my entire high school career. Make that more than I wanted to see of my teachers over my whole high school career.

One of several teachers overseeing a beginning of term party, the twenty-something female teacher was dared by the teens do pole dance for them. Instead she started whipping off her clothes, while Tom Jones' classic You Can Leave Your Hat On played in the background. She was down to a bra and unbottoned pants and beginning to take off her knee-highs when another teacher stepped in to wrap her in a jacket.

Watching the strip show caught on a cell phone camera by a student, I admit I was giggling through the hand over my mouth. My husband's first reaction? "Why didn't any of my teachers do that . . . I mean, there were one or two I would have wanted to." Our second, joint reaction? "Grooooooosssssss."

The school has told parents they've reprimanded the teacher, but they won't bow to demands the woman be fired. What she did was clearly inappropriate, but this was a teenage audience (rather than an elementary school picnic). No kids were actually touched in any sexual manner, nor was there any actual indecent exposure (although who knows how far she would have gone if the other teacher hadn't stepped in?).

What do you think? Should she be fired or just forced to leave her hat on?

Source: The Sun

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Brett Singer — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 15:00:00 GMT

If you heard that a teacher did a strip tease in front of their class, you probably would think of a Van Halen-esque scene ("I got my pencil -- give me something to write on." Ah, the 80's.) At least that's what I would think of.

But, once again, I would be wrong. An English teacher at the Sudbury Upper School in the U.K. was trying to get his students to calm down. They wouldn't, so he threatened to take his clothes off. The teacher is not, shall we say, in the best physical condition. When the wild rumpus continued, he made good on his promise, "whipping off his shirt…before flexing his muscles…topless for a few seconds then spending half a minute getting his shirt back on."

A student filmed Mr. Rose Lee (not his real name, I just made that up) with her cellphone and posted the footage to YouTube. Unlike R. Kelly, he was unable to convince anyone that it wasn't him, and was promptly "sacked" as they say in Britain.

Bizarrely, some people actually seem to think this was an extreme punishment. Over at the Daily Mail, one commenter said, "I just think it's sick to take a bloke's job away for that. At least he got the pupils' attention." Another weighed in with, "I suppose this was a bit of fun, he never really hurt anyone, things like this make school life all a bit more fun."

The video is gone from YouTube, but some screenshots survived. For comparison, here is the classic Van Halen "Hot For Teacher" video. Even if the teacher looked more like the Van Halen girl and less like Fatty Arbuckle (actually, he kind of looks like Rob Reiner), I still think a firing isn't exactly unwarranted. Maybe he should hook up with this guy and start a day care center.

images: DailyMail

Crafty: Spice Up Your Week

Adrienne Martini — Mon, 05 May 2008 18:00:00 GMT

The following may or may not be safe for work. It kinda depends on where you work. If, like me, the only one looking over your shoulder is your cat, then go ahead and click. Unless you don't want to expose your cat to a burlesque video. In which case, I don't want to know about your relationship.

Have you ever found yourself complaining about the high price of pasties?

With just a few supplies and a roll of toupee tape, one blogger came up with a way to make your own for only a fraction of the cost.

The possibilities are endless -- plus it'd be a piece of cake -- cheesecake, natch -- to whip a few pairs of these up before the weekend. I'll let you know if I find a DIY feather boa tutorial.

Photo credit: misscedar.com