Australian Woman No Longer Dad's Girlfriend, Now She Lives With Him and New Fiance

JeanneSager — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 20:30:00 GMT

When I first read about Jenny Deaves and her father/lover earlier this year on Strollerderby, I had to take a long shower. When Madeline wrote about her, the Australian woman was living with her father and . . . no way to sugarcoat this . . . having sex with him. Willingly. "Lovingly."

Don't think it can get any worse? Just wait.

The Australian has reported Deaves has kicked dear old dad John to the curb, and she's engaged to another (not related - that we know of) man. Oh, but she and Shayne Farrell, a thirty-four-year-old bisexual father of three she met just ten weeks ago, are still living with John. Also in the house? Jenny and John's daughter, the youngest of her three children and the only produced by their incestuous relationship.

The Deaves reportedly split in July - not long after their story hit TV and they were banned by the courts from having sex with one another (who monitored that one, I wonder, and how? Don't tell me, I don't want to think about it). John became self-destructive. Or should we say MORE self-destructive? He started drinking and attempted suicide. Now he's seeking treatment, and Farrell says he doesn't have a problem jumping into his future father-in-law's bed. No problem living with his fiancee's former lover either.

Glad to hear Jenny Deaves has stopped shaking down the family tree for suitors. Or is she? I hate to be the bearer of weird tidings, but let's take a step back here. Court says no more sex with Dad, so she goes out and finds someone who likes having sex with women . . . and men. Then she brings him home. Anyone else wondering if three's company in the Deaves family? Wait a minute, don't tell me the answer to that one either.

Image: The Australian

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Madeline Holler — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 20:28:00 GMT

Parent expert and exhausted Strollerderby mom Redsy has some great advice for your marriage and life: have a threesome.

Stop, stop. Not like that. OK, fine like that, too, if you want. But she's talking about a threesome that happens in the kitchen. And living room. During playdates. Maybe even at night when you're gone.

Let me start over: the threesome she imagines in her latest Rugrat Reprive column is a G-rated one. Basically, another adult to up the grown-up to kid ratio. One who cooks, cleans, tells interesting stories. Someone -- anyone -- who can make the often isolated world of day-to-day family life a little easier, a little less hectic, a little less nuclear.

From Imperfect Parent:

Families today tend to be closed systems – with fewer extended family members around and more fear of neighborhood child molesters.

I think having another parent / adult-type in the mix is the perfect method for bringing in some outside air.

Enter: Trevor. Her Rhode Island friend's extra set of grown-up hands.

Would you ever consider having a Trevor of your own?

Photo: metroactive.com

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