Strollerderby : xtina

This might be more of a Famecrawler thing but I couldn't resist: Christina Aguilera made an appearance on ELLEN, discussing her new son Max and showing off her ample bosoms. The video is worth watching, but here are some highlights:

1. Degeneres makes a comment on how nice the new mom is looking:

Ellen: You look great, one question are you nursing?

Christina: I guess it’s a little obvious.

Ellen: It’s going to be healthy baby boy.

Some bloggers found this to be a weird comment; I thought it was the most interesting thing Ellen said during the entire interview. Yes, Ellen was talking about her chest. And your point is…?

2. Christina's son Max had a bris, which was decorated with penis balloons. Large-size penis balloons, which were…

3. …intended to show that Mr. Aguilera (aka Jordan Bratman) is well-hung (at least I think that's what Christina meant when she said "For our family, we got big ones! There you go baby.")

4. Dang. And you thought Pam Anderson's kids would be popular with the neighborhood boys. Can you say "Stacy's Mom Syndrome"?

5. The Aguilera-Bratmans get big points for naming the kid something normal. Perhaps the days of "Rumer" (Bruce Willis and Demi Moore) and "Seven" (Erykah Badu and Andre "3000" Benjamin) are behind us?

Also: for the gentiles in our audience, penis balloons are not generally part of the bris experience. But hey, different strokes and all that.

Here's the video. Enjoy:

Christina Aguilera Has Baby--And Jennifer Block Preaches C-Sections

Kelly Mills — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 13:57:00 GMT

Yesterday was the date the mags and rags told us one Christina to the Aguilera had her baby, possibly by scheduled cesarean section. Jennifer Block wrote our fair lady an open letter on HuffPo before the blessed event, opening with the statement that it is every woman's choice how she does her birth. Buuuut c-sections are so much more dangerous for mom and baby, have a longer recovery time, and are more painful. She notes that if Xtina is going non-hoo hoo birth for cosmetic reasons, she should know about the belly skin overhang that is the aftermath of the "C". Block tells Xtina that since she has all the money and resources at her disposal, perhaps she could consider a home birth, an option not even available to most women. She stops short at mentioning the possibility a vaginal birth can make you orgasm. And now I'm actually feeling bad for Xtina.

See, I get why people don't want births to be so medicalized, and I do believe home births should be legal and I'm fully supportive of however anyone wants to get the little bundle to emerge. But damn, leaving aside the fact that we have no real idea what Xtina did, if she wanted or needed a c-section, then I say leave her the hell alone. I mean, if she had some medical reason for the "C" would anyone decent then launch into the litany of how much more dangerous it is than vaginal birth? Naw, the assumption is that she's doing to avoid birth pain (as reported) or for vanity or convenience. Well, so what? It's her life, her baby. Just because she's famous, doesn't mean she has to be earth mama for us all, resources at her disposal or not. I have to tell you that at times, some folks in the natural home birth camp bug the hell out of me with all the preaching. For some people birth is better at home, and for others, an epidural and a doc are a better fit, and for still others, a c-section is going to be the way to go, and even an imperative. I guess I think it doesn't matter as much how the babies come out, and more that everyone gets support and non-judge-y love.

Best of Famecrawler: Play Guess the Prego with Her Bad Mother

Rachael Brownell (Redsy) — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 03:45:00 GMT

Posted by HerBadMother

Okay, so she's not so much naked as she is scantily-clad in a see-through dress, but whatevs: she's about as close to naked as you're going to to see in a candid shot, so it counts.

Yep, that would be Xtina, rocking the x-rated maternity wear. You gotta give her credit for the nerve.

Source

Other naked famous women:

Katie and the shower curtain
Britney and the quitting staff
Sarah JP and the nonexistent fashion sense