Boy Tells 'Your Mom' Joke, Boy Goes to Jail

JeanneSager — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 15:26:00 GMT

The kid just crossed the line. The twelve-year-old told a seventeen-year-old on his bus that he'd been sleeping with his mom. So the older teen punched him in the face. Come on, who didn't see that coming?

The fight was broken up, but the older boy has now been charged with battery. It's true, violence is never the answer (I swear, I really do believe that) and the age difference here makes for a woefully unfair fight. But didn't these boys see this coming? You don't pick on someone's mom and not end up a bloody pulp.

Since giving birth, I have officially become skeeved by "your mom" jokes. Me + teenage boy = groooooosss. Is it too much to hope that they'll come up with something else to fight about by the time my daughter hits her teen years?

Image: PennState (not the real teens)

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Boy Tells 'Your Mom' Joke, Boy Goes to Jail