Banana Dildo the Latest in Stupid Kid Crap

re: Banana Dildo the Latest in Stupid Kid Crap

Doodaddy — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 02:51:03 GMT

We've got a banana guard, and what's more, I get it out at the playground all the time. It's a conversation starter.

re: Banana Dildo the Latest in Stupid Kid Crap

sumoo — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 02:13:17 GMT

I think it's useful and would probably buy one, but would be real secretive about removing the banana from the case.

re: Banana Dildo the Latest in Stupid Kid Crap

Mike Adamick (Cry It Out!) — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 21:57:11 GMT

No. In fact, it is embarrassing.

re: Banana Dildo the Latest in Stupid Kid Crap

banana bunker girl — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 21:52:25 GMT

I love my Banana Bunker! And it is not embarrassing!

It is "ribbed" because it is flexible so it will fit your banana however curvy it may be.

Though it may already have a "case", nature (or bioscientists, however you want to look at it) gave it only a poor little soft one that is easily smashed or broken in a heavy book bag when you travel out on the town all day. I bought a fantastic Banana Bunker in green, and there are no more mashed bananas in my travel bag!

If you were more mature than the toddler you were shopping for, maybe you would see what a brilliant invention it truly is.

re: Banana Dildo the Latest in Stupid Kid Crap

Aaron Burgess — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 20:10:04 GMT

@Manjari: For pleasure, of course!

re: Banana Dildo the Latest in Stupid Kid Crap

EmmaVT — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 20:01:27 GMT

Having yanked seriously squished or browning bananas out of my tote bag at work multiple times, I have to say this is not the worst idea ever. It is quite embarrasing looking, though.

re: Banana Dildo the Latest in Stupid Kid Crap

Trey — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 17:31:44 GMT

is that a banana in your pocket rocket?

re: Banana Dildo the Latest in Stupid Kid Crap

Manjari — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 15:35:39 GMT

Seriously, why is it ribbed?

re: Banana Dildo the Latest in Stupid Kid Crap

Mike Adamick (Cry It Out!) — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 14:47:19 GMT

I think amazing is, yes, a proper word for this. Simply amazing.

re: Banana Dildo the Latest in Stupid Kid Crap

Brett Singer — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 14:44:25 GMT

That is... I am actually speechless. That's really... I don't know what. Amazing? That doesn't quite do it.