Ten Songs You Never Want to Hear A Little Kid Singing

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mat — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 07:16:01 GMT

I'm pretty sure the first song I ever sang was "I Drink Alone" and this was at age 4

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dyan — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 17:44:01 GMT

My friend's three year old likes to walk around singing Beck's Loser.

"I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?"

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Eriin — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 18:20:08 GMT

I had a friend who paraded her daughter out to dance to "My Humps" She was 4 and stared us all in the eyes....it was icky

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martin — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 17:56:48 GMT

my daughter has sang a couple of those songs and i did shutter but not more

than when she comes home from her friends house singing hanna montana...

that is vomit inducing...

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Larissa — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 03:17:54 GMT

My mom says I used to sing "Afternoon Delight" in the cart at the grocery store.

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Mommychicky — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 00:36:52 GMT

My 2.5 year old sings along to "So What (Pink)" and "Shake It (Metrostation)" - luckily, she just seems to know the choruses. Of course, I was the kid who went to kindergarten singing Billy Joel's "Only the Good Die Young" and "You May Be Right"...

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rrr — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 23:10:21 GMT

When I was a nanny, I brought my five year old charge, Laurie, home one day. As her dad opened the door to let us in, she looked up at him and sang: "Every little thing she does is magic! Everything she do just turns me on!" Fortunately, he laughed.

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coolteamblt — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 21:01:11 GMT

My sister's name is Amelia, and my parents reworked the words to Simon and Garfunkel's Cecelia to include her name and be more kid friendly. Then we teased her constantly once we figured out what the real words were. Not quite the same as my six year old neice belting out A-Kon's I Want to F*** You, but still funny.

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jenn/hippygoth — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 20:16:00 GMT

I remember being very horrified a few years ago when my co-worker's ringtone was her 4 year old singing "Don't Cha." I got my liberal panties all in a twist until I remembered the favorite family stories of me belting out "Like a Virgin" and "Let's Get Physical" in my car seat to my parents' great embarrassment.

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trygo — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 19:21:47 GMT

When I was 6 or 7, I would run around singing "Like a Virgin." Like others have said - My poor mother...

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Bunny — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 19:12:28 GMT

#11: "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails. heh.

I remember singing along to a song from the Dirty Dancing soundtrack while playing badminton when I was about ten, and the chorus was, "Yes! We're gonna make love!" and the little neighbor boy asked me if I actually knew what I was singing and suddenly I realized what I was singing and everything was suddenly very bad.

I also had no idea, when asked by my dad at age 5, that when Mark Knopfler sang about "money for nothing and chicks for free" that he didn't mean baby chickens.

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Brett Singer — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 18:41:47 GMT

Akon had a #1 hit a year or two ago with "I Want to F**k You". No lie, that was the title. "I see you winding and grinding up on that pole..." Nice. (The radio version was "I Want to Love You")

That said, hearing a 3 year old sing "Aretha Franklin got a big ol' butt! Oh yeah!" was quite amusing. (LL Cool J song, "Big Ol' Butt")

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Lanie — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 18:25:38 GMT

I have to laugh becuase my 3 year old daughter loves singing I kissed a girl all the time. To make matters worse I live in the very conservative state of SC. I could care less but you should see the looks I get from some people out in public.

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patricia — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 18:20:19 GMT

I remember singing Madonna's "Papa Don't Preach" when I was a kid, and having no idea what the lyrics meant. I'm sure it embarrassed my mom to have her 10 year old singing about keeping her baby!

Even worse was my twin brother walking around singing Michael Jackson's "Billie Jean." The 7 year old singing about how the kid is not his son had to have been hilarious.

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Dana — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 18:06:31 GMT

"Don't Cha" was at the height of radio play when the baby was tiny...and my husband and I would dance her around with our own lyrics..."don't cha wish your baby was cute like me?"

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gwynne — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 17:58:19 GMT

When I was a camp counselor in high school, I had a five-year-old girl whose favorite song was Meredith Brooks' "Bitch." She would sing it really loud and put her hand over her mouth whenever a bad word came along.