Mama Needs a Hot Italian Manny (Everything You Really Need for Your Newborn)

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Strollerderby — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:44:08 GMT

I owe the Jezebels my immortal soul or my first-born child or a case of Red Bull or something for this one. They posted about Binsi, a company that sells clothes to wear when you are giving birth . Because, as the OB quoted on the site says, "Birth

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Taste Like Crazy — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 19:25:35 GMT

You inspired me to write my own list. :)

tastelikecrazy.com/.../big-list-of-baby-junk

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Patti — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 00:55:43 GMT

We'd cry, we'd remonstrate, we'd throw hysterical fits, just like sitcom moms do. Duh.

(no, seriously, do you know any hot nannies looking for work? I could probably sell that idea to my husband)

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LongtimeReader — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 23:17:02 GMT

I understand this was tongue-in-cheek, but it makes me wonder how moms would react if their husbands posted about getting a hot female nanny...

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Shelley — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 22:01:17 GMT

Thanks for the link! I'm on board for the Italian manny, too, come to think about it...

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AmyinMotown — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 18:11:35 GMT

I'm assuming the whole vagal reconstruction thing is meant mostly in jest (although I had a C section so what do I know?). As HerBadMother says, no shame in it.... My most burning question though: Where do I register for this stuff? And to think last time I wasted my chance on Boppys and recieving blankets....

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Dad — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 16:10:18 GMT

Wow, Strollerderby's become very Mom-centric lately...

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schadenfreudette — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 16:06:53 GMT

Thanks! That reminds me...

*kegel*kegel*kegel*

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HerBadMother — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 15:59:57 GMT

No offense, birdfourth, but is your hoo-hah made of some sort of magic elastic or something? You squeeze a giant watermelon through that sausage-sized passageway and there's gonna be damage (especially if they have to hack away at it to make it bigger, holy hell, as they did with me). No shame in it; it's just TRUE. I'm just sayin'. Anybody who goes into the birth of their first child thinking that their vajayjay is going to come out of it good as new is in for a nasty shock.

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birdfourth — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 15:29:18 GMT

hey, could strollerderby stop with the stretched out useless hoo hoo comments. YOu're giving we vaginal birthers a bad reputation. Not everyone loses form and functionality post-baby.

Mama Needs a Hot Italian Manny (Everything You *Really* Need for Your Newborn)

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