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Wait, Your Baby Does What?

Posted by Susie Felber

I was reading a new feature article on Babble tonight called "The Little Man" about a woman who wanted a girl but got a boy and was stopped in my tracks by this sentence: "Now, at a year and a half, he gets what I call his "work face" on as he takes the filter out of the vacuum empties it in the garbage, puts it back, replaces the cover and then proceeds to vacuum."

Now my year and a half old is supposedly, according to the state of New Jersey's early intervention program, advanced in all things but language.  However, he does not empty and replace my vaccum and then proceed to vacuum.  I mean, sure he's never seen me vaccum (OK maybe once or twice but it's not my slobitude, he was scared of it so we stopped it) but even still, I can not see him happily and competently completing this task from start to finish.  I see Hugo taking the filter out, waving it in the air, banging it on a table to see the dust come out, laughing at the dust, and then running around the house like a maniac with it before playing with the fallen debris in a determined manner while mommy calmly cleans it all up. 

So what do you think, dear readers? Does my child need housekeeping intervention?  Or does this woman perhaps, overstate the babe-ilites?

Well you know what my child is good at?  Watch this video taken this morning on our ugliest couch (one from Ikea that I married into) before the make lunch, get dressed, get to daycare scramble.  

 

As Daddy is in the UK, we're missing him but we're hanging loose. And thanks to technology, he's watching what happened in his living room across the ocean. That amazes me. Maybe I'm old?  Heck, the television still amazes me.  So does the lightbulb, magic lantern and the Cotton Gin

See ya soon Internet.  Lovings on you.

xoxo,

Susie 


Comments

 

Bobbie said:

Babies can't do housework! Can they? Hmm... now I suddenly want to get preggers.

By the way, one of my brothers was obsessed with the vacuum cleaner as a toddler. My parents bought him a toy vacuum that he loved to play with. (Although, he couldn't say "vacuum cleaner" so he called it a "neener neet.")

It looked sort of like this:

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It was battery powered and made the vacuum noise (it didn't actually vacuum, though... otherwise our floors would have been much, much cleaner). Maybe they make toy vacuums that really clean these days? Still, I can't see a baby changing the filter. Like I even have trouble changing the filter!

May 29, 2008 11:55 PM
 

Laurie said:

I can't even put the bag back on the vacuum cleaner, and neither can my son. That mom is lying, which is extra wrong on a baby blog because other moms who read it go into a panic.

May 30, 2008 12:01 AM
 

BSB said:

My friend's son was obsessed with the vacuum and she finally got him his own stick vacuum and he'd be there right along side her cleaning the floors. I highly doubt he was able to change the filter and empty the thing though. That mom is totally lying. Tsk Tsk.

May 30, 2008 5:26 PM
 

Susie Felber said:

Thanks gals.  Y'all are the best.  I mean, I'm not trying to be a hata, but it just made me think maybe my babe was vaccuum impaired.

May 30, 2008 8:25 PM
 

Melissa said:

Michael is also scared of the vacuum.  When it isn't on, he regards it with a mixture of fear and disdain.  But as yet, no filter changing.  I'd be happy if my man would change the filter sometimes.  Or at least empty the dustbin.

June 2, 2008 1:18 PM
 

knockedup said:

Axel's developed a fear of the vacuum, too.  It's nice to have the excuse not to vacuum - can't make the baby cry just for a clean floor now can I?  And, seriously, I can't figure out how to get the whole extension tube things to work on our fancy schmancy second hand Dyson so how could a baby?  Maybe they're all fastidious masterminds in clever yam and booger-smeared disguises.

June 3, 2008 11:27 PM
 

Susie Felber said:

Melissa -- thanks for the filer-changing check in!  Appreciated.  :)

And Oz, I love this:  "Maybe they're all fastidious masterminds in clever yam and booger-smeared disguises." That makes me v. happy.

June 4, 2008 7:12 AM

About Susie Felber

I am a pro writer and comedian. I've got a Brit husband, toddler, dog, fish and I currently write and stuff for truTV.com.

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