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Dana came home from the store last night with a stack of gossip rags --
her own personal crack. I try my best to ignore them, knowing I should
be doing something more productive, like, um, <i>this</i> -- but it's often difficult to tune out the siren song of celebrity tell-alls. Last night was no exception.</p><p>I took just one look at the cover of US Weekly and said, "Holy crap!"</p><p>"Inside Katie's Prison" -- that's what the headline said. The article offered an <a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/tom_cruise_katie_holmes_0">in-depth look</a> behind the curtain of the wedded, parenting bliss that is Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise. </p>