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I had a student once who thought it was "One's a pond of time."
posted by : mcglory13 on 8/13/2007 at 10:29 AM Flag For Abuse
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One of My favorites is
Baa Baa "back" sheep have you any "wood" yes sir yes sir three bags full one for my Master one for my "Bame" on for the little boy who live in the Lane.
posted by : JuliansMom on 8/13/2007 at 1:27 PM Flag For Abuse
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When I was in Brownies, we said in our pledge, "... to do my duty to God, the queen, and my country...". Most of us said "To God, the queen of my country," which gave our leaders more than a few laughs!
posted by : AllisonWonder on 8/13/2007 at 2:48 PM Flag For Abuse
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My mom thought, as a kid, that the lines to God Bless America were"...from the mountains, to the prairies, to the oceans, WHAT IS FOAM?" I thought the nursery rhyme "Deedle deedle dumpling, my son john" was "Deedle deedle dumpling, mice and john."
posted by : necroemoticon on 8/13/2007 at 6:24 PM Flag For Abuse
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My nephew came with a good one recently: "For crying out sakes!"
posted by : tboot on 8/13/2007 at 9:08 PM Flag For Abuse
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A childhood friend of mine used to say "man eggs" for mayonnaise.
A few kids in my kindergarten class used to say the pledge of allegiance with "liver tea and justice for all!"
posted by : DeeEss on 8/13/2007 at 11:18 PM Flag For Abuse
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My sister used to say 'becuter' for 'computer.' I thought you wore a 'babing' suit when you went swimming.
posted by : hamsterkid on 8/14/2007 at 12:49 AM Flag For Abuse
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our 2 year old is truck obsessed, and he identifies all the local trucks -- fresh direct, fedex, dhl, ice cream truck, and so on. Until recently he called all con edison trucks COLD MEDICINE trucks (con edison is the local energy utility in new york city). He loves medicine because its sugar flavored, so he was very excited about the idea that there trucks filled with cold medicine on hot summer days. i was sad the day he started pronouncing it correctly.
posted by : chattydaddy on 8/15/2007 at 10:32 AM Flag For Abuse
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My daughter insists that it is a "girl cheese sandwich" instead of
grilled cheese sandwich. Boys do not get to partake in its tastiness.
:)
posted by : SugarMama on 8/18/2007 at 2:16 AM Flag For Abuse
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My now seven year old daughter, when she was younger she would say can I some blip bloss. To me that was too funny. I didn't have to correct her because as she got older she learned to say can I have some lip gloss on her own.
posted by : elaureat on 8/24/2007 at 11:22 AM Flag For Abuse
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My three year old son thinks a plane lands at the air porch and he must have "band aids" (mayonnaise) on his sandwich.
posted by : coffeefirst on 9/26/2007 at 11:41 AM Flag For Abuse
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When I was a child, we always said grace before dinner: "God is great. God is good. Let us thank him for our food. Amen." For years and years, I thought it went: "Goddess great. Goddess good. Lettuce, thank 'em for our food. Amen." I still remember the day I realized we weren't praying to salad.
posted by : imamama on 11/4/2008 at 4:48 PM Flag For Abuse
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He he he! my 21 month old thinks that if she disobeys us we might get UPSAD! love it!
posted by : loveher on 8/26/2009 at 7:49 AM Flag For Abuse
