Guys will open jars for you, they’ll (usually) hold the door for you and there’s just something so RIGHT about the smell of good shoes.
From the time you’re born a female you have the innate ability to weave magic with a swish of your little fingers.
In high school you are a walking, talking, breathing jigsaw puzzle with breasts.
In your twenties you become slightly less mystical but still challenging….with breasts.
Thirty sees men begin to get a grasp on women just when females will realize the truth: THEY MAY NEVER REALLY UNDERSTAND US.….but they like breasts.
Every stage of life will change. You will grow. Mature. Yes, you will have breasts.
I turned 38 at my birthday this year.
There was something I learned this close to 40.
THIS GIRL NEEDS TO BE SLAPPED STUPID.
Yes, I DO like being a girl.
But, I gotta tell you, for me? There are times and things that just sucked.
So I’m giving you another list of the 10 THINGS I DON’T ENJOY ABOUT BEING A GIRL.
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PMS 1 of 10This is not an imaginary reason to be in a bad mood. For many women it involves physical pain, chemical imbalance and extreme emotions. It's a GOOD reason to be in a bad mood.
Training Bras 2 of 10These were basically like band-aids with straps. And enough elastic to tempt adolescent boys.
Distinguished 3 of 10Men of a certain age are described by this term. Women just get called "Cougars".
Neumatic Air Wrench 4 of 10These are creations meant for no other purpose than to tighten something so severely there is no hope of loosening it, like when you HAVE TO.
Ladytime 5 of 10Bleeding. Bloating. Bacon. (the only reason we might all still be alive is the last one.
Original Sin 6 of 10The belief that mankind exists in a "fallen state" due to sin committed prior to our births. The sin would be Eve disobeying God and eating from the forbidden tree. It's ALL our fault.
High Heel Pain 7 of 10As awesome as it is to shop for, and wear, fabulous shoes, the pain we put ourselves through to "look good" is truly ridiculous.
Body Hair 8 of 10Men would argue that they have to shsve and trim beards, But until you've had a Brazilian wax don't even talk to me.
Chicken Cutlets 9 of 10These little water/silicone-filled bra inserts were invented to "plump" cleavage. But guess what they look like?
Purses 10 of 10Just because we carry a purse does not mean that we want to carry your wallet, cell phone, Kleenex, chewing gum, etc.