It’s natural. We’re fickle fellows.
If the men in your lives are anything like we are, then you deal with what our wives have to contend with every day: they ask us what we want and we struggle to give them the name of the socks we want.
Sorry, it’s part of our charm. At least that’s what we tell ourselves.
Well, we have what you need. Here are three crazy tech gifts that fathers want, even if they don’t know it yet.
1. Gun Alarm Clock
Is your man a gun enthusiast? A heavy sleeper? Both? Well, try this alarm clock that requires precision target practice to shut it off.
I have trouble waking up, so it requires multiple alarms going off at multiple times. I still would sleep through, or worse yet… I’d be awake all night. Why not use the MOST ANNOYING version of an alarm clock you can find?
Just be careful. You could confuse the device’s gun for your own and then it becomes an exploding clock. That’ll wake everyone up.
The problem with chargers, usually, is YOU NEED A FRIGGING WALL SOCKET.
So this little gadget can help.
First, you can charge 10,000 devices. Which is nice because we usually own about 9,999 of them. And they all need power. Right?
Second, we’re big users of electronic devices. We can’t have them dying on us at random. We need them fully-charged to capture moments with our kids and our YouTube-worthy ridiculousness we encounter.
Most of us dads, we shave. At least some part of our body. Some of us shave more than others. But it seems to be the great equalizer.
We figure warm shaving cream is civilization’s gift to men.
You get that foamy lather going and it’s warmed like the embrace of a good hug on our faceparts. Nice. Feels good.
It also feels kinda olde-timey, if you know what we mean. Like back when men used rusty blades and the foam of snails or something. On second thought, this is better. Way better.
Listen, we know you want to buy for yourself. Go ahead.
So, there you have it. If these don’t do it for you, let them serve as inspiration.
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