c.) Twenty thousand
2. Clio currently thinks it’s hilarious when she
a.) Shows people her butt
b.) Hits people’s butts
c.) Says the word “butt”
d.) Says the word “butt” then pretends she was actually just saying “but” so she won’t get in trouble.
e.) All of the above
3. Match the body part (of mine) with the thing Elsa and/or Clio has compared it to:
a. My freckles
b. My stomach
c. My breasts
d. The skin around my elbows
2. Water balloons
4. A weird squishy thing
4.) Which of the items below has Elsa not ingested in the course of her short life:
a.) Cat food
b.) Dishwasher detergent
c.) A ponytail elastic
d.) A cherry pit
e.) A toaster oven
5.) Who has each of the following phobias — Clio, Elsa, or both?
a.) Shadows in the bedroom at night
c.) Hair in her mouth
e.) Ants, when inside the house
f.) Trying new foods
g.) Sleeping past 7 am, apparently
6. The title of my memoir on the first few years of parenting twins, coming out next spring, is going to be:
a.) Eat, Sleep, Cry
b.) Take my twins–please!
c.) A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Chaos
d.) The Ultimate Twins Body: Water Balloons, Dough and a Weird, Squishy Thing
e.) None of the above. It’s actually ___________________.
Answers to be provided in the next post. Have a great weekend!
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