SO BACK OFF, DAD. WE’RE SOULMATES.
What is better than parenting or Star Wars?
Meet Julie, maker of one the coolest Etsy items ever concocted.
She, like most geniuses, probably doesn’t realize what’s she done here. She has singlehandedly made an item that is both educational and fun for geek
parents kids all over the world. Forget your holiday gift guides, just buy this.
Who knows what could’ve been possible had the two of us adult man-boys grown up with a magical book like this one. The force is strong with this one.
But don’t take our word for it. Have a lookie, yourself.
The Cover 1 of 16If we were crafty, we still couldn't do something this rad on our own. UGH.
The Intro 2 of 16Every toddler needs to know this sentence by heart. Dammit.
C-3PO Needs Help! 3 of 16Little ones can help protocol droids!
C-3PO Disassembled 4 of 16"Ohhhhh, nooo!"
Luke’s Training 5 of 16"Not as clumsy or random as a blaster; an elegant weapon for a more civilized age."
Luke’s Training 6 of 16Learning the old ways! Woo hoo!
The Death Star 7 of 16"I have a very bad feeling about this..."
The Death Star – Save them! 8 of 16That's no STAR!
The Death Star- Puppets 9 of 16Man, I love finger puppets.
Arriving at Dagobah! 10 of 16We all know who Luke meets at Dagobah. Let your child find out too!
Dagobah: Home to Yoda 11 of 16Hey, look who it is!
Save Leia! 12 of 16Man, that Jabba is looking more slug-like every day.
Luke’s New Hand! 13 of 16Spoiler Alert: YOU SHOULD'VE ALREADY SEEN THE FILMS.
Tie Fighters Ahead! 14 of 16Destroy those ships, Luke!
Tie Figheters! 15 of 16Blammoooo!
The End 16 of 16YES. JUST YES.
What’s that? YOU WANT TO BUY 80 FAFILLION OF THESE? Well, we can’t blame you. It is, after all, the holiday season.
Just don’t say we never did anything nice for ya, kid.
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