Birthday Sloth: There is Nothing on the Planet that Makes Me This Excited. Nothing.


Honestly. I need to reevaluate my life.

I have a big birthday coming up in 25 days. But today. Watching this video of Kristen Bell receiving a sloth has made me realize that I need to find something that would make me this excited.

Seriously, y’all.

I want to have this reaction to something. Anything.


George Clooney? In theory. But in reality, I’m not sure I’d have this kind of intense and uncontrollable tear duct explosion.

Someone raised from the dead? Probable. But that’s not even a probable gift. So, dumb idea.

A giant cake made out of moonshine? Possibly.

The moral is, dude, I need an obsession. Or a crack addiction. Something.

All suggestions are welcome. You have 25 days until my big 41. Go.

Top photo from National Geographic.

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