Sooner or later, your child will inform you that you are, undoubtedly, the worst mom ever. Yep, you have been given the dubious distinction of being the suckiest mom in the history of moms.
What’s a mother to say? Traditionally, it hasn’t been easy coming up with a good answer—until now. Here are ten of ‘em, guaranteed to prove your kids wrong, or at least stump them into silence.