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After a thorough investigation, authorities have concluded that the holiday songs badly need an update. Santa is coming to town, but he's not sure if he'll be back next year, thankyouverymuch global warming. A partridge in a pear tree is not a very practical gift to give your true love in these financially challenged times. And all Mommy wants for Christmas is her anti-anxiety meds. Behold, revised songs.