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Fun with Spam

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I love getting comments on my blog. It means that people have taken the time to read it, and that something I wrote struck a chord with them in some way. That’s pretty cool. But among all the insightful, funny, interesting, and/or supportive comments I receive, there is also a fair amount of spam. At least I hope it’s spam. Because if these are genuine comments from actual people who have read my posts, then I’m scared for the future of humanity. Very scared. Let me share some examples with you . . .

Thanks for the auspicious writeup. It in fact used to be a amusement account it. Look advanced to far added agreeable from you! By the way, how can we communicate?
I don’t think we actually can communicate because I have no idea what language you’re speaking.

I can not participate now in discussion it is very occupied. But I will return I will necessarily write that I think.
Oh goodie! I’m on pins and needles awaiting your return so I can necessarily read what you think!

It appears like good put up, on the other hand it just a single side of the medal. Awesome reading anyhow, I usually appreciated superior bra
Hey, I appreciate superior bras too! Wow, we have so much in common!

Thanks for the information, can, I too can help you something?
No, no I’m pretty sure you can’t help me. I’m not even sure you can help yourself, quite frankly.

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Oooo, I want people to discover me! I’m definitely running out to buy a Louis Vuitton designer carrier!

Cannot concur more that building a list is important. I wish I might have started out making a list many years ago. A single difficulty is email is becoming more and more difficult with spam issues.
Gee, ya think?!

The important answer
Well, don’t leave me hanging! What is it?

I am think, what is it is — a lie.
I am think it is not English.

I consiedr, that you commit an error. I can prove it. Write to me in PM.
Oh, I will write to you in PM. And in AM. I just can’t wait to hear your proof about the error I committed!

It is possible to speak infinitely on this question.
Well, I didn’t ask a question. You left this comment on a picture of a clock. Is it possible to speak infinitely about clocks?

Between us to speaking, you should to try look in google.com
Thanks for the advice. And I’ll return the favor – you should try to look at Google Translate.

Bravo, brilliant phrase and is duly
Is duly what? Why do people leave me hanging like this?

Bravo, this remarkable phrase is necessary just by the way
This comment was left on a picture of carpet. Yeah.

The happiness to me has changed!
My level of happiness changed after reading all these.

Supposably.
Yeah, that’s a word. If you’re Joey Tribbiani!

You relize, you what have writen?
Does anyone else see the irony here?

I congradulate, this brilant idea is necasary just by teh way
No, let me congratulate you! I think this sentence just may contain the worst spelling, grammar, and punctuation ever! Way to go!

To me, a good idea it seems. Completely with you I will agree.
Thank you, Yoda.

hi!,I like your writing so much! proportion we communicate extra approximately your article on AOL? I require a specialist in this house to unravel my problem. May be that’s you! Having a look forward to look you.
Someone shoot me.

In it something is. I will know, many thanks for an explanation.
Stab me.

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Make it stop!

After about 200 of these, I started banging my head on my desk until I passed out. All I can say is: Be careful what you wish for. Comments are not always what they’re cracked up to be.

To read more from Dawn, check out her hilarious books Because I Said So (and other tales from a less-than-perfect parent) and You’ll Lose the Baby Weight (and other lies about pregnancy and childbirth) here!

I don’t always waste time, but when I do, I enjoy playing on Facebook. Come with me, my friend.

If you liked this, here are some more favorites from Dawn.

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