I love getting comments on my blog. It means that people have taken the time to read it, and that something I wrote struck a chord with them in some way. That’s pretty cool. But among all the insightful, funny, interesting, and/or supportive comments I receive, there is also a fair amount of spam. At least I hope it’s spam. Because if these are genuine comments from actual people who have read my posts, then I’m scared for the future of humanity. Very scared. Let me share some examples with you . . .
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The important answer
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Well, I didn’t ask a question. You left this comment on a picture of a clock. Is it possible to speak infinitely about clocks?
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Thanks for the advice. And I’ll return the favor – you should try to look at Google Translate.
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This comment was left on a picture of carpet. Yeah.
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My level of happiness changed after reading all these.
Yeah, that’s a word. If you’re Joey Tribbiani!
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Does anyone else see the irony here?
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Thank you, Yoda.
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After about 200 of these, I started banging my head on my desk until I passed out. All I can say is: Be careful what you wish for. Comments are not always what they’re cracked up to be.
To read more from Dawn, check out her hilarious books Because I Said So (and other tales from a less-than-perfect parent) and You’ll Lose the Baby Weight (and other lies about pregnancy and childbirth) here!
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