Marriage, in many many strange and twisted ways, means you aren’t just you anymore. You’re you…and someone else.
Watch a boy debunk “traditional” marriage at his Bar Mitzvah while quoting from the Torah.
Like it or not, here in America in the 21st century, there are two kinds of people. First, there are the kind of folks who frown and snicker condescendingly when they hear the words “Black Friday.” They are the holiday Scrooges who don’t know what it’s like. They think they know. They think that it MORE »
The day is coming, and I know it. My little girl, Violet, who turns 5 in a couple of months, is going to walk in the front door from school someday down the road and sit down at the kitchen island and flop her pretty little head down into her arms and start bawling like MORE »
Any Turkey Day veteran worth their gravy knows that, in reality, every single Thanksgiving dinner table is really just a vast, unforgiving minefield of danger, heartbreak ,and looming alienation.
It’s one of the modern marvels of progressive history, really. It never fails to blow our collective minds that we humans continually manage to get SO MUCH WRONG for SO LONG.
I don’t think I’ve ever met a pick-up line I liked. Have you? And yet I understand the necessity. With that said, some pick-up lines should be retired from play.
Go ahead, school yourself in some of the craziest laws relating to love and marriage that are still on the books. You know, just in case you happen to be in Iowa and tell your husband you have a headache so there will be no hanky panky. That’ll earn you a quick trip to the slammer. Don’t believe me? Read on, my friends, read on.
What does a nation dying under the weight of it’s own bloated freedom sound like, you ever ask yourself that question?
With October 31st right around the corner, I went snooping around the Google trying to see if anyone had come up with any really cool, clever Breaking Bad Halloween costumes.
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