Heather’s Halloween History

Coincidentally, also the last time I looked good in tights. Can you even handle my bowl haircut?

I wouldn't mind this costume now, it looks very slimming.

It's not very original, but it's pretty cute and GOOD GOD THOSE SHOES! I can't see anything else now.

I had a whole choreographed routine set to "Going to the Hukilau," that I still remember to this day. If you buy me enough drinks, I will show it to you.

I give my mom props for waiting until age seven to put me and my twin brother in matching costumes, although a cheerleader and a football player could not have been further from our personalities.

Obviously this picture was taken seconds before Superman defeated the evil clown.

Remember that scene in Gone With The Wind where Zorro rescues Scarlet from the Atlanta Fire? That's my favorite part of the movie.

Pro tip: If you wear a wetsuit anywhere but in the water, you will SWEAT YOUR BRAINS OUT. Ask me how I know.

At the party I wore this to, a guy came up to me and said, "Are you really a nurse, because I really am a doctor. Do you want me to take your temperature?" Worst pickup line ever. But I still let him buy me a drink, duh.

Perhaps the most generic couples costume ever.

BRITNEY 4EVA!

I'm wearing a cowboy hat. It's like I didn't even try that year.

For some reason, I couldn't talk Mike into shaving his head and going as Howie Mandel.

We threw a Halloween party for our daughter Madeline's first birthday, so obviously we really had to bring it when it came to our costumes.

Annie's Sue Sylvester impression is uncanny.