How Cookies Really Won the SuperbowlCasey Mullins
Perhaps you heard the power went out right after halftime during Superbowl 47. Had it not been for twitter millions of us would have been eating extra snacks in order to avoid the pointless filler commentary rather than tweeting. There were some distasteful jokes that involved FEMA, rich people locked in the Superdome and suggestions that maybe the Superbowl shouldn’t be held in a former homeless shelter. There were also jokes and quips about Beyonce taking all the energy for herself and lots of “Ray Lewis, in the Superdome, with a candlestick” jokes. Whether you’re a football person or not, you have to admit that some of these tweets from brands, celebrities and everyday people are pretty funny and made the whole ridiculous ordeal a lot more entertaining.
Also? I have a feeling someone at Oreo will be getting a pretty serious raise.
(Portlandia is an artsy fartsy comedy on the Independent Film Channel.)
Rumor is Joe Harbaugh, the third Harbaugh brother was the Superdome electrician.
Timely response Illuminati, timely.
Maybe Duracell and the bunny could team up and laugh in the Superbowl’s general direction?
And Batman never showed up. Lame.
It’s okay, you’re so cute!
Me too, let’s be honest.
For any of you unfamiliar, the sponsor of the Superdome is Mercedes-Benz which means Audi: 1 Mercedes-Benz: 0
If you’re familiar with Dave Ramsey’s financial advice, you’ll know why this is hysterical.
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oooooh…
And the Countess of Grantham said “So it shall be.”
That’s TTF Jersey bold my friends. Hey, as long as it’s not comic sans. Am I right?
December 21st my foot. Sneaky Mayans.
Hey, I haven’t seen the #FailWhale in a LONG TIME. Twitter has come so far.
Mmm, I’d say five.
Oh Oregon, I blame those stupid shiny helmets you tried to play in this season.
Nipples are totally commonplace these days. I saw a nipple today, know what I said? “Nipple?” *YAWN*
And that’s why I’m with State Farm.
And also why I’m a loyal Walgreen’s customer.
Way to cover your tracks ENTERGY NOLA. Fingerpointing is super classy.
OREO WINS SUPERBOWL 47.
Perhaps you remember that the Superbowl was in Indianapolis last year, I happen to live in Indianapolis and you know what? Our year went off without a hitch.
See you in 2018 Superbowl.
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